I can see why Pouncey was such a bro to Hernandez...I guess they keep that shit buttoned up a little tighter with his brother in Pittsburgh. Imagine Hernandez on the Fins with that Animal House? Each practice would look like the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones......

He's turning into Cyclops from the X-men before out very eyes.....

Holy shit he's turning into Cyclops right before our very eyes.........

I want him to get picked by the Raiders.....I'm pretty sure that confluence is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse....

Why is Rob Kardashian floating over the venue?

I assume they'll be bringing on Bob the Builder to discuss the bathroom situation later today.

If Putin comes down with leprosy during the Olympics, Bob Costas' nose is going to fall clean off......

Don't forget Howard Eskin when you are trotting out what's wrong with philly sports reporters. If Charles Barkley or Donovan McNabb ever contracts leprosy, Eskin's nose is going to fall off......

Don't forget Howard Eskin when you are trotting out what's wrong with philly sports reporters. If Charles Barkley or Donovan McNabb ever contracts leprosy, Eskin's nose is going to fall off......

Don't forget Howard Eskin when you are trotting out what's wrong with philly sports reporters. If Charles Barkley or Donovan McNabb ever contracts leprosy, Eskin's nose is going to fall off......

I just learned that crying in front of a Hooters waitress at lunch will get you your check TOUT SUITE......

There's a Richard Sherman joke in there but I'm scared of the Jezebel hit squad......

She has the "buy me two Long Island's and I'll let you put it in my pooper" vibe.......

There is a Richard Sherman joke in there but I'm afraid if the Jezebel hit squads if I post it.,.......

Looks like Busta likes to "Pass the Adderall" instead of "Pass the Courvoisier"

I would say goofing on Simmons but that's like clubbing baby seals .I don't know if you could parody parody and not have cold fusion result from it........

I eagerly look forward to seeing her on Tru TVs "World's Dumbest _____" series this summer......

That 1975 Tiegs might still be stuck to my box spring. Better go check........

If there's any justice, he'll be paired with Anthony Bosch in a buddy-road trip series that will run on MLB Network after "Picking and Scratching: A Summer with John Kruk's Rectum"

If they can work this into the new season of "Justified" and put her on an airboat I'm all in......