He might be considering retirement but his hair has a three-picture deal with Warner Brothers to do "cop-buddy" movies with Jim Belushi and Kevin James

Worst......valet.........ever

Its nice that the Sox invited Oil Can Boyd back for the game......

They really need to find better spots to film "Snooki and J-Woww"

Every time Bill Belichick accuses the NFL of being out to get him, an angel gets his wings............

Mike Leach just felt a little tingle in his "special no-no place"

You can put this on the wall with your Packers stock certificate and your GED.

I'm a Cubs fan, so I'll be in the corner with tears brimming from my eyes......

Should I be worried that when I wear my Bears gear I look EXACTLY like that? Man I gotta slim down some more....

Chipper Jones in on line two calling in from a Hooters...........

Good lord my mother grew up in Georgia with a maid named Willie Belle and a butler named Lincoln and I'm ashamed as hell to have even read this. I need to go bleach my eyes

they got Big Sexy Whitlock, who literally might be as big as LeBatard and Simmons together....

.....while Simmons wears that Curt Schilling robe he got at the fire sale and parades around Jocko and House in an elephant chain........

Magic is not going anywhere without his down-low buddy Wilbon since Isiah is persona non grata

He still has to fight Dicky V and Jay Bilas for the taint. I assume that goes down like the wishbone fight at the Thanksgiving table.....

Hopefully it won't wind up looking like the new Soldier Field, which looks like a toilet bowl buried sideways with its upgrade

Lanny Davis could fuck up a two-car funeral.

I assume if the Patriots are selected then its going to be a sequel to "Nell" with Jodie Foster getting plowed by Gronk......

Bill Simmons will pay $5 million to wear that robe while he plays "Elephant Chain" with House and Jacko while clipping one off to a loop of the 2008 Celtics win.....

why lease when you can buy? some of us are have better credit than others. I assume the time between posts is you only get 15-minute breaks at Burger King and some kid keeps hogging the computer watching Spongebob. Night night Mr. Strong Opinion