Mike Leach just felt a little tingle in his "special no-no place"

You can put this on the wall with your Packers stock certificate and your GED.

I'm a Cubs fan, so I'll be in the corner with tears brimming from my eyes......

Should I be worried that when I wear my Bears gear I look EXACTLY like that? Man I gotta slim down some more....

Chipper Jones in on line two calling in from a Hooters...........

Good lord my mother grew up in Georgia with a maid named Willie Belle and a butler named Lincoln and I'm ashamed as hell to have even read this. I need to go bleach my eyes

they got Big Sexy Whitlock, who literally might be as big as LeBatard and Simmons together....

.....while Simmons wears that Curt Schilling robe he got at the fire sale and parades around Jocko and House in an elephant chain........

Magic is not going anywhere without his down-low buddy Wilbon since Isiah is persona non grata

He still has to fight Dicky V and Jay Bilas for the taint. I assume that goes down like the wishbone fight at the Thanksgiving table.....

Hopefully it won't wind up looking like the new Soldier Field, which looks like a toilet bowl buried sideways with its upgrade

Lanny Davis could fuck up a two-car funeral.

I assume if the Patriots are selected then its going to be a sequel to "Nell" with Jodie Foster getting plowed by Gronk......

Bill Simmons will pay $5 million to wear that robe while he plays "Elephant Chain" with House and Jacko while clipping one off to a loop of the 2008 Celtics win.....

why lease when you can buy? some of us are have better credit than others. I assume the time between posts is you only get 15-minute breaks at Burger King and some kid keeps hogging the computer watching Spongebob. Night night Mr. Strong Opinion

I guess its okay for all of Chicago Jesus' friends to get waivers but to make Congress use the same health care system they are forcing on the american public is ok I guess in your jaundices eyes. Plus a job-killing device tax that you see, to be fine with. So its okay for your side to jam shit down our throats but…

wow I really got taken to the woodshed by you. You must be the MAN in your circle of friend. Its not a small group its the entire House GOP and the more this drags on the more your side looks like a bunch of small-minded little bitch boys, which seems right in your wheelhouse. You go ahead and bury you head in the…

Well good luck with your guys and their balls. We will keep passing bills and you can let Reid and Pelosi be the face of failure while they try to make the people suffer as much as they can to score political points. The rest of us will keep working

I'm sorry tell me again how many budgets the Senate has pssssd which they are legally required to do in rhe last four years? Then you back it with a "fuck you pay my bills" attitude and no negotiating cause we said so. When you understand how a representative republic works them come back and we can talk. Otherwise go…

Do your research before you make a bigger ass of yourself than you already have and stop going to Comedy Central to get your news you stupid fuck. I guess I gotta do all the fucking work on this thread