Why can't I stop watching this?!

I agree, it's not the greatest beard in the world. The upper lip is a poor effort and there does seem to be greater growth around the general lower chin/neck area. But I dunno if I'd call what he's rocking a full on neck beard.

I'm pretty certain that's just a normal, you know, full face beard the dude is rocking.

It's the pose that kills me. It's so gangster. I thought the dude was Action Bronson at first glance.

Chill out...and pull your pants up.

Bell end...

Yep.

I know it all matters, somewhat.

If it has 792 p's, how many frame rates has it got?

No.

It's not so much who I'm with, it's more where I live. Two streets down the road they've got ultra fast, fucking cyber-net futuristic badman Internet while everyone on my street, well, I think data is sent in morse code by rats in a tube. BT have been doing work here for years to sort it all out but it's taking it's…

So, to the people who've played the Beta - is this game worth copping an Xbox One for? My 360 suffered a catastrophic failure the other week (when a certain someone spilt an entire bottle of red wine over it) and I'm considering buying one next week but still don't think it's worth it for the small amount of games…

I live in the uk and my Internet connection is a massive sack of shit.

Don't worry, that wasn't a spoiler. It's almost the exact opposite of a spoiler. Why anyone would be upset about what you just said is beyond my comprehension.

This won't affect 90% of Xbox One owners...because they've not bought their Xbox Ones yet.

It's a great game. But so unrelentingly brutal it seems to actually want to make you hate it. I much preferred it to Far Cry 3, which I still enjoyed.

Haha! My bad. Not sure if it really counters what I'm saying though what with the actual animation of the sprites, if you know what I mean.

So many gamers just don't get this.

Better in what way though? Do you reckon playing Super Mario World or watching The Godfather in 60 FPS would make those experiences inherently better? Deciding to let a game run at 30 FPS can be an artistic decision like filming on 35mm instead of digital. It's obvious, what with the anormorphic widescreen ratio…

Damn right.