MantisRapture
MantisRapture
MantisRapture

It may have happened to me a couple of times. It's not the biggest deal. I wouldn't have known it were a bug if it weren't for articles like this.

Why would anybody take these 'terror threats' seriously? There's some kid behind a computer screen with absolutely no ability or intent to launch a fucking 'terror' attack (or any other sort of attack) just laughing to himself. Anita cancelling this speech is exactly what these fucking idiots want. These guys aren't

It was one of the most brutal games I've ever played...stressful, sometimes. But that harshness made it something special. Far Cry 3 was tonnes of fun, but 2 felt so much more satisfying.

We've just been listening to this. Certified classic. Every single line is a quotable. Every single line.

I must've missed out on something here, because what. The fuck. Was that?

These battle-pod machines are already a thing. There's a game called 'Something-something Dome Fighter' (I honestly can't remember) at my local Bowling Alley. You pilot a fighter jet. I was drunk when I played it and it took me about 15 minutes to figure out how to get in the thing. Tons of fun, though.

I copped the Titanfall bundle for, er, I dunno how much. And I've bought, as of today, 6 games? I think. And all of those games I traded in (I just today got rid of Destiny - yawn - to try out Shadow of Mordor) or will trade in. Apart from Titanfall, not because I'm a fan but because I don't physically even own it.

I've just traded it in for Shadow of Mordor. I do not get all the fuss over it. Fundamentally, I can't get on with a game that includes an ability to upgrade the loading screen (aka your spaceship).

Terrance Stamp's not even part of the voice cast. Admittedly, I'd have never guessed it was Lennie James.

He skips the Atari Jaguar version as well, which I think was maybe worth a little shout out considering it was trying to do what the latter games did, but years before. It's fucking awful though.

I went through a stage about two years ago when I could 'lucid dream' pretty much every time I fell asleep.

As others have stated, he's pretty good, but he can't do a Northern/Yorkshire accent for shit.

The rest of us watching the match would've been better off playing Titanfall. Fucking Suarez the dirty racist bastard.

I don't know if these screen shots actually look better though...it looks, er, shinier, maybe?

I couldn't make it through the video because that voice annoyed me in an almost primal way.

Go on, explain why I'm a moron.

I didnt know you couldn't rearrange the tiles because I've never tried to rearrange the tiles, to be honest. I have exactly 3 apps that I use and play one game at a time. I've never had to rearrange them. But the fact that you can't still suprised me. I actually can't even wrap my head around why that wouldn't be an

Sorry, but you can't rearrange your pins on the Xbox One itself. You might have had visions of waving your hands in front of a Kinect, channeling your inner Tom Cruise as you moved each pin. Nah. It might be nice to do it on the system via a controller or Kinect, but it makes the most sense to do it with a touchable

The "Shoot Maurice" moment captures much of what makes Watch Dogs so frustrating. It is both a game that makes you shoot Maurice, and a game that attempts to subvert that impulse by surprising you (and Maurice) with an empty gun. It is both fresh and rote, both interesting and profoundly boring.

I'm actually playing it right now. It's not a bad game. But for such a hyped game, a game that's been in development for so long, a game that seems to be Ubisofts next big IP, I've not found it that impressive. I'm kinda enjoying it and I'll play it through to the end, but it's just so, I dunno, bland.