Nah, he sounds exactly like Kevin Costner. His voice is Kevin Costner’s voice.

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

You alright?

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.

I’m comfortable saying Steph has about 100x as much basketball skill as Wilt, who was mostly just fortunate enough to be born super tall and athletic in an era when almost nobody could compete with him physically. I’m probably exaggerating a lot, obviously he was a great player, but the idea that Chamberlain had more…

I certainly never saw him play in person, since I was born in ‘77 and didn’t start watching the NBA until the mid-80s. I’ve seen film of him, however. If that’s your idea of exciting basketball, I guess go with what works for you. I’d rather watch Golden State.

Naah.
He always sucked.
Because this is how he wrote.
Tiny paragraphs. Stacked.
To make a point.
Which was usually knee-jerk bullshit like this.

I wasn’t aware he was rehired by the Tribune. They bought out good journalists (including friends of mine) to cut costs and re-hired this old sack of crap? No wonder “dead-tree” is…

Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

Which Kemp Jr? Aren’t there around 30 of them?

Um...are we, you know...*sure* he’s really Gary Payton II?

This was definitely the worst thing that’s ever happened to one of Vin Diesel’s co-stars.

She tapped, the ref just didn’t see it, which is why she was reaching out over and over trying to get him to stop the fight, bad oversight on the ref.

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize this wasn’t a title fight and he was 25 lbs out of his weight class? He’s been shit stomping his own weight class.

The level of idiocy in your comment is superior to Connor’s stand up game, well done.

BREAKING: Directly after the fight Dana White was taken to the hospital on suicide watch.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

Whiffed on the pun I see....

“I don’t give a fuck either! I tell you, I like Nick’s little bro. I do. I honestly like Nick and Nick’s little bro, you know what I mean? How can you not like him? He’s like a little cholo gangsta from the hood, but at the same time he coaches kids’ jiu jitsu on a Sunday morning and goes on bike rides with the…