Really?  Because the “i” and the “a” are so close together on the keyboard.  Simple typo to make.

Why the fuck do so many people on the internet these days think “definately” is a word? Jesus fucking Christ.

Do you really think they are losing FLEA MARKET SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS that are so fucking expensive it’s worth a goddamn $3,000 security system?

“ribs removed of course”

“J. Kenji Lopez-Alt”

I’ve never once seen a Brookings jersey at a Falcons game or elsewhere.  Like 50% of people have Vick jerseys.

Every year, I’m a big, big fan of the casually racist way that the Falcons-Saints rivalry, which is largely fueled by the black community, and is therefore not visible to our big pasty writer, is dismissed as unimportant/nonexistent.

I like whoppers, and I still think picking them in the top 20 is insane.

I mean, they also have the worst name of any candy, or really any product, on the market.

Is Dom 100 years old?

I mean, I specifically support and work with groups whose politics are diametrically opposed to the Cathy family.  I also eat at Chick Fil A occassionally.  I just don’t give a fuck what the family of the chicken business believes.  I’m guessing I would hate and disagree with most everyone at the executive level of…

Its popularity is really fucking easy to understand if you’re not the kind of person who acts like a total fucking jackass about goddamn fast food.

Also, why do these fucking jackwagons thing “it’s overrated” is some kind of useful comment worth putting out into the world.  Useless dicks.

Yes. Only eat terrible-for-you foods on rare occasions instead of constantly.

I mean, if you are eating at Cheesecake Factory on any kind of regular basis, you are definitely going to be unhealthy.  However, the degree of sadness it takes to enter that restaurant in the first place is probably more unhealthy for you.

At what point are you people going to start actually marking “sponsored content” on these Instant Pot ads that constantly appear. GMG criticizes the ad policies of other media sites and companies, but a product that has paid your company (whether they are still a sponsor or not, I don’t know) gets tons of these…

Are we still doing Phrasing?

Cool.  He is in the fucking commentary business, not the food business.

I’ve never read a more accurate description of eating cool ranch.

Out of 4 websites and support staff you only got 24(!) responses?