“Ice cream kind of tastes like sour cream.”
“Ice cream kind of tastes like sour cream.”
So you think that everyone who is rich enough to pay $5,000 a year has enough money to donate 10-20 million to get their name on a building? This is all fucking stupid.
You have no idea how college football works. These are not “corporate donors”, these are individual boosters.
Why peel the potatoes?
That would be boring as shit. “Well, you breathed asbestos and now we will go through the bureaucratic setup of the 9/11 Fund for 4 hours.”
You cannot be fucking serious, right? You really want every single actor in a piece faking a Russian fucking accent?
Sure! You can be both Plaintiff and Defendant and pay both lawyers.
Oh, really, dipshit?
“What do Italians know about pizza. I live near a pizza place in Portland, the founder of pizza. Also, I am the biggest fucking idiot in town!!”
“Mayonnaise is disgusting and science agrees”
“the melancholy I feel when I see the old English D this year can be dramatically offset when it’s sported by the right dog.”
If the full time workers are making a fucking intern pony up for apps and whatnot, you work with assholes. Find another place to work before you graduate.
I cannot imagine how tempted I would be to poison this horrible person if I ever had to prepare food for her.
Sudeikis has been married to Olivia Wilde for like 6 years.
Moynahan’s show was actually pretty good. I was sorry to see it cancelled.
...You cannot get one cheeseburger in a happy meal, much less two.
Not a good one.
I voted against Pope Thrower just because he beat Storm Duck. What a bunch of bullshit.
Butler is a 3.
Got any THREES??