Swisher adding frosting to the douche cake.

I am pretty sure it’s Dave Grohl shooting a video.

Poor technique - you have two ends of the stick. Seems silly not to use both. If you’re going to be a dick when playing sports - be a dick.

I can see a lot of pitchers being checked on for ‘injury’ as to not start the clock for a trip to the mound.

Wait, what are we measuring?

I mean, it’s like, there’s a 100% chance I don’t care about basketball at all. But whose to say that’s an accurate assessment?

Explaining hockey to young children, “so, it’s soccer...on ice...with fighting.”

A Physician might tell a patient to lose weight. The team trainer and/or strength and condition coach would probably tell the player they need to be in better shape and then outline what that means. Losing weight would not be discussed as it would be an assumed byproduct.

Read of studies where Olympic hopeful athletes are asked if they could win a Gold medal but would die before age 35 - would they still do it. Overwhelming, “yes”.

Since most middle relievers are failed starters and not good enough to be closers; you have to be bad (but not too bad) to become a middle reliever. It also helps if you suddenly learn to throw with your left arm.

I played football at Sierra College (community college) in Rocklin, CA. At the time the 49ers used the facility as their summer camp. The school received a lot of “hand me down” equipment including balls. The coaches would spray paint the two half lines on NFL balls. The difference between an NFL ball and collegiate…

Cracker

MRSA is not just a diet plan, it’s a way of life. For a short time.

So, the same airline seems to have planes catching on fire. Should I fly that airline or maybe choose the airline that doesn’t seem to have planes catching on fire? Should I go with the airline halting flights to more than 50 airports because their planes keep catching on fire or the airline that still has flights…

My balls hurt.

He had a similar injury last week...why was he playing this week?

It’s him, right?

I am already bored by it, too.

A parody of something so ridiculous it doesn’t need parody is an empty gesture.

People getting upset when the concept is posed that people who make more garbage than watchable, let alone enjoyable, entertainment are not worthy of the time or effort. THAT, is funny.