I think Berman would be better off knowing how to say “You’re with me, Leather” in German

Asked? What law was she breaking - because she was not charged with any crime other than a bullshit ‘bully with a badge’ violation.

“Back in ‘62, Yaz would bring an orphan around the clubhouse every day. And let me tell you: I have never- in all my years in baseball- seen a boy eat gruel faster. Faster than Mickey Mantle would run to first base (2.3 seconds, by the way). And no one in that clubhouse complained about that orphan. Not one daggum…

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

(afraid to say anything)

Curt Schilling, a media personality who pushes his agenda on air semi-regularly, blames the “agenda-driven media” for the current political climate. Makes sense.

“I don’t care what her titles are. She’s done nothing.”

Your coach was a giant asshole. If you had multiple coaches who taught you that, they, too, are giant assholes.

Can “Send Anna on a Thing” be a regular feature pls

How about this: I will see Deadpool but not the fucking Revenant

That is around the same rate as the risk of being infected from vaginal sex with a woman who is HIV+. Would you have unprotected sex with a woman who you knew was HIV+? If not, why not? Statistically it really isn’t any safer or more dangerous than having unprotected sex with any other woman!

because every Stiller movie since has been a Zoolander remake - Stiller playing the clueless, obnoxious guy in the jungle, the same guy in a gym, the same guy as a cop, as the neighborhood watch guy. He is pitted against the good guy opposite of his character - Owen Wilson as the model, Owen Wilson as the cop, Vince…

part two: Ben Stiller isn’t funny.

Sooooo the football players - the only students on the uni’s campus who can provide the unique brand of entertainment the Midwest as a region craves - are withholding this entertainment to the detriment of the university to further their - very justifiable - ends?

Well just racism in general isn’t what is being protested but okay. And I thinka measure as drastic as a hunger strike shows what things are like here right now

Mitch Albom is on suicide watch.

But I don't wanna know the terrifying truth...

"In short, avoid hackneyed.." (everyone in room panics, throws chairs, smashes the projector and makes a group vow never to confirm their attendance at the conference)