You left off the last (and best) line!

“Artoo-Opustoo is stuck in the mud” gives me a laugh every time.

Ok, some clarification may be in order here regarding the context.

First of all, the only thing Biden can promise is a nomination. He can’t promise any votes from the Democratic caucus, and he can’t promise that no Democratic Senator won’t filibuster the nomination (and under existing rules any Democratic Senator can…

Yes, very. I posted the same thing, but I’m a lowly grey. And apparently always will be. 

At some point he probably was a snowboarding date rapist. But then there was a traffic accident, which failed to deter him from driving like a psychopath, and now he’s just a date rapist.

Only my favorite:

The question is, will he be a werewolf, or a swearwolf?

Lol.  Don’t touch my Soundwave.

Tack Mexico onto that list. We’re talking about indigenous farmers with picks, axes, and rocks to fend off modern infantries from Spain and the French.

I am very intrigued what the rebooted show will do, but I very much doubt the fantastic arc of these two can be recaptured with other actors.

It looks like he works for Pixar on the production side of things, but in this instance is just doing voice acting for the film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sohn 

Riker: THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL, JEAN-LUC

Good ole’ Pricketts 

One year I had piled up six full weeks of vacation time, so I took off from Thanksgiving to New Years.  I set my email auto-responder to tell everyone that I was spending the month of December dead for tax reasons.

Worked the front desk and dining hall for the law school housing in undergrad. Can confirm, a miserable group (the men and women, to be fair). Highlight: having a guy yell at me that the free ping pong balls we lent out weren’t regulation...I not so kindly reminded him he was welcome to purchase his own. Eventually…

Obviously the chaos magick manifesting itself, right?

As a black man I just have to say that this particular usage of blackface had me laughing and I’m sad this episode is no longer available.

not only was his Reefer Madness-style book that claims a link between marijuana and violent mental illness nearly universally panned by scientists