My deepest apologies. Unfortunately I have many relatives from/in Northwest Iowa.

In Gary’s defense, you apparently never bothered to have a simple paternity test done and sue him for child support, which you can do cheaply, if not for free from Iowa Legal Aid. Then you wouldn’t be drowning in credit card debt from all your wine drinking.

Yes, which truth be told is a fairly uphill battle. Not only is amending a state constitution normally a huge process, they also included language that references “God” which is also a violation of the First Amendment, which even if it was somehow passed would get so many lawsuits their necks would snap.

I’m pretty sure Claire has an entire post about how if you’re gonna eat frozen pizza, you’re probably already in a dark place and might as well just go all the way down with Totinos.

In contrast, I portrayed an army officer, so it was high waist pants, shirt with vest, and long wool jacket, and knee high leather boots. In 100 degree summer. You just hoped you’d sweat through it soon so the wool would wick the moisture away. Side eying all the women who got away with being relatively naked.

My nightmare that I’m a 40 year old adult with a Master’s Degree and a professional academic suddenly having to find my high school homeroom.

Women (and men) have shaved/waxed/plucked body hair since ancient times. People criticized “Rome” for some of the women having perfectly-shaped “landing strips” but that was actually accurate (whether by accident or or just practical, like the actor’s choice of merkin or something).

The article doesn’t even point out that corsets weren’t consistently part of the everyday dress during the Regency Era. I used to reenact at at an 1820's American frontier fort and none of the women wore corsets. The hardcore costumers often remarked how much more comfortable women’s clothes were during that period. A…

I admit I voted for Bill Clinton in the first presidential election I could vote in (1996). Like I was supposed to vote for Perot?

I made a minor comment on an IG feed about Depp’s “wife beater” court ruling in the UK and was absolutely bombarded with everything from “and the American case undid that!” (no that’s not how courts work) to “you don’t like facts!” (It was a fact, I was not making a judgement myself).

I just flagged and dismissed that guy for using the R-word.

I love classic Bloom County. To this day when someone calls out Sean Penn for being an asshole I recall the storyline where Steve Dallas gets his back broken by him.

You’re not talking like that around me, fucker. Dismissed.

I wish Tontines would be more popular.

How is this not “medically fit for office”? Maybe you need to learn more about depression and mental health instead of making ablest jackass comments.

Joe Biden is obviously suffering from the effects of old age

now half the US acts like he’s Josef Mengele.

This is truly the dumbest version of the “one always lies, one always tells the truth” riddle ever.

Yeah, a lot of local building codes don’t allow them.