This is great, and I love making fun of how terrible DC is, but don't forget that Marvel hasn't made a movie starring a woman either.

It does. If you have a Club Nintendo account linked to your eShop account, it'll automatically register (although you may have to do the survey?).

I know I shouldn't be disappointed anymore, but uuuggghh...

Is there any reason to think Battlefield 4 Premium will be on sale sometime soon? I haven't been keeping track of Origin sales for very long, so I don't know if they have big seasonal sales or the like.

These guys are the worst. If the hero escaping from an exploding building on a motorcycle is wrong, I don't want to see movies that get things right.

Not Assassin's Creed: Fraternité?

"A horror game where you time travel with puppies TO THE EXTREME!"

The most amazing part of this is that we're living in a world where the President of the United States can make a joke referencing a (formerly) B-list Marvel Comics character and everyone in the audience is right there with him.

I remember the final fight between Super Sonic and dragon-mutated Metal Sonic being kinda badass. But I also remember dying a lot and having to hear the same phrases over and over again.

I didn't immediately remember how that went. So of course I played that video. Now it is worse.

I still get that theme song stuck in my head randomly. And also when I read a comment that makes me remember this game. So thanks for that.

Shadow the Hedgehog

This is the best article I have ever read.

I think short term "knee jerk" plans are what Nintendo really needs, though. The long term plan for the Wii U was always to release a few spectacular games per year until, a few years down the road, the Wii U has a solid library and the higher consumer demand that comes with it. There's no reason that that long term…

"Alfred: Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman, if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world? An attempt to control death itself?
Bruce: But I can't, can I?
Alfred: None of us can."

Guys, can we talk about how RE4 had the best dialogue in the history of human artistic endeavor?

This is a great article!

In Bejeweled, no matter how good you are, you can't control the random jewels generated off the board, so the only way to lose is randomly. Just like life, really; what's the point of struggling to get the pieces in order when it can all end arbitrarily?

Well EXCUSE ME, Internet Princess

So was that whole "You'll mostly be shooting clones and soldiers" thing from earlier reports mistaken, or an earlier idea that got scrapped? Because my heart sank when I read that, but all of the new news makes it seem like Isolation really is a one-on-one hunter v. hunted survival game with no shooting to speak of.