This is a theory for the “definitely not” pile, and it’s probably just the Secret Wars 2015 Battleworld vibes I got from the Void, but I got excited when I thought of it anyway:

Gotcha, thanks!

This is the same as the Nintendo Account ID I have for all the iOS games and My Nintendo rewards, right? Is there anything Switch-specific to sign up for?

To be fair, we didn’t even know the price/release date, the launch lineup, or even what the controllers did until a month and a half out. Nintendo’s reveal through launch schedule for the Switch is entirely outside the E3-to-holiday cycle, so we don’t have a lot of precedent to compare to.

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It is literally impossible to read down this list without stopping to go “GOTTA CATCH EM ALL GOTTA CATCH EM ALL” every 20 or so.

The key is to have only started playing Destiny this month. No malaise for me, I’m not even level 40 yet!

So Empire has the weird original Emperor? And you can see through the snowspeeder cockpits? And Cloud City is just a bunch of hallways? No thanks.

I’ve always liked the idea that Victor’s scar was minor, but to him any imperfection was hideous. Doom’s not exactly a “just get over it, it’s no big deal” kind of guy, and I love how wearing a permanent metal skull mask to cover a tiny scar on his otherwise handsome face gets that across.

It’s going to be hard to read all of new attitude Strange’s lines in Dr. Orpheus’ voice.

The word “tumbler” just doesn’t look right anymore. It’s “tumblr.” The Internet has won.

Wellp, time to go play the song levels from Rayman Legends over and over until this comes out.

He’s not kidding about Silver Surfer. It’s not only one of the best comics Marvel’s putting out right now; it’s also the best season of Doctor Who in years.

“Help us stop this atrocity of a game from bearing the beloved Super Mario franchise name and make Nintendo halt production on it.”

The big disappointment for me, as a Wii U owner, was the lack of titles that hadn’t been previously announced. There was Mario Tennis and that Animal Crossing Amiibo board game, and that’s it, right? I’m kind of starving for new titles, especially now that Zelda is so far off.

My theory is that 616 Doom just has a minor scar that he hides behind the mask because of his vanity. But when Doom reforged the multiverse into Battleworld, he recreated himself in his own image as well. So the reveal in Secret Wars #3 is how Doom sees himself, not necessarily how Doom always looked.

I’m so torn. On the one hand, I’ve never believed that Superman’s powers were a problem for the character or a reason that he’s unrelatable. No matter how many suns he can juggle, he’s a kid from Kansas who moved to the big city and wants to make the world a better place. So low-powered Superman holds no interest for…

Hype... Hype never changes.

STAR. FOX.

One day, in Greenland, Cap found the perfect axe. That was the day he became... AXE CAP!!