Absolutely correct. The Gamecube A button is objectively the best button ever designed.

What about City of Heroes? That wasn't last year, was it?

How has there never been a game called "Strike Vector" before?

Ok, I'll say it:

There's no way Stark wouldn't call it "the Carmor."

My corporeal form is prepared!

Nice! I was literally just thinking "I could really go for a Nintendo Direct right about now."

*Products in header image not to scale.

Ok, but since the Wii U is four times as good as the XB1, they're tied, right?

I understand the disappointment-that-this-fantastic-game-isn't-better feeling, since I also feel like the Wii U desperately needs a killer app. I felt the same way about 3D Land and the 3DS. It was a great game, but it didn't completely fix the sense of uncertainty about the 3DS's future.

And thus, Nintendo advertised the Wii U to more of its target audience than it ever could with TV ads.

Huh... so an XBox One exclusive with "Dead" in the title gets an affirmative, while a PS4 exclusive with "Kill" in the title gets a declination?

I did! Thanks for asking. I found out Batman: TAS and Superman: TAS are on Amazon Prime Instant, so it was basically the best weekend ever.

But Jigglypuff is on his top right. Because he's on the other side of the picture. Looking through it. Straight at you.

When Telltale started promoting the release of Episode 5 with "#ForClementine..."

As an ambassador and proud owner of Metroid Fusion and Zelda: Minish Cap on my 3DS, I hereby declare that I'm fine with Nintendo making them available to the masses through the eShop.

In b4 "17 inches and they still didn't add a second thumbstick!?!?"

If by "Mario stuff" you mean "2D/3D platformers" and not "games starring a plumber," then you should definitely get Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. And Fire Emblem is fantastic, so good call there.

Thing I noticed playing through WWHD that I didn't realize 10 years ago:

Slenderman existed before any of us. And he will exist long after we're gone.