"I'm troubled," Detroit Police Chief James Craig said. "Certainly, this is the type of criminal misconduct that should never happen by any member of this department, or any department for that matter."

oh lord, the outer boroughs? "said with love" does not get you a pass for this. ("no offense, but you're fat and ugly"? does that ever work?) you think ladies in the outer boroughs (read: poor and brown) are having babies because they don't know about birth control? uhhh, yow.

Lena Dunham, Lena Dunham. I think that MRA sketch with the woman who I'm assuming was latina (ugh), encapsulates just how awful Lena Dunham actually is.

Since Shakira's boyfriend has such high standards for her, I imagine he stays at home every night and doesn't go out partying after a game since he's her property too (using his logic).

Fair point. I'm thinking that he is very fluent in ignorant though.

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

I am sorry that you felt that this incredibly diverse group of winners at this awards show was so boring and elitists. I guess that acknowledging that Asian, Latino’s and African Americans were represented AND winners who were called up on the stage is too much of a bother for you and not entertaining for you at all…

You devoted 11 paragraphs to this? If you're so disgusted by the waste of time, why are you wasting your time on it? Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or raise money to help families who just got their food stamps cut. Something. Anything. Jesus, what a whiner.

Bitch, check your outside-out privelege.

Flesh colored is the best...those people who are inside out are icky.

Thanks for missing the point entirely. Way to uplift the spirits of a stranger over the internet by being a raging asshole.

I have a publi-nonymous burner-account confession.

She has a point. That's exactly how other entertainment industries works. The Seahawks all retired when they won the Super Bowl, Beyoncé will never make another album since she broke all those records, and tom hanks hasn't been in a movie since "Big."

Popcorn, anyone?

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
― Maya Angelou

Scientists had previously been quoted as saying "I don't think they exist."

Anyone who owns a car knows that it will likely be stolen. Anyone who relies upon oxygen knows that they are likely to be strangled. Anyone who crosses the street knows they are likely to be hit by a bus. I see it now. I am sorry your insight eluded me.

You're a sexual predator.