But only if Donna is a cast member as well!

When I have been tempted to make fun of a friend's goofy looking baby (she readily admits he's got the crazy eyes), I remind myself that the kid who played Neville Longbottom was supposed to be unfortunate looking. Then he grew up into this:

I think all y'all who think typing y'all is the height of ignorance need to 1. Shut all y'all asses the fuck up and 2. learn about "descriptive language" and how it compares to the concept of "prescriptive language."

"No, don't you get it? We used the Indian costume because we want to be as tan as youuuuu. It's a COMPLIMENT. Sorry you hate your heritage so much that you think this is racism."

Your racist tears are hilarious!

Exception: Deep South education. It took forever for a friend of mine who moved to the midwest from Alabama to refer to people as "Miss Smith" instead of "Miss Mary" in professional situations.

It's more a joke at the expense of the CMAs (and country music in general) since they're not known for being a.. multicultural affair. It's like a televised Klan rally without all the n-word usage.

And here's the kicker: lots of queers sound just as dumb and uneducated as the rest of the population. Making it so that we have to get a minor in Women's to be able to articulate our issues in the perfect jargon and with perfect citations makes it so that we don't have the luxury to just pick things up from reading…

To every dickbag who defends these guys:

I get about half way through these articles before my mind just goes blank and I want to be all...

THIS.IS.RAPE.CULTURE.

So. Women of color and queer women have been pointing out the problems with "feminism" since forever, and it's a white dude's decision to go with "genderist" that makes you decide to write an article on how it's ok to not identify that way? Women who eschew the label are routinely held up as punching bags for you…

And up until now I'd associated tanning salons with classy and tasteful.

maybe they did try to get a more ethnically-ambiguous model, but none would be willing to subject themselves to such humiliation for such a low modeling fee?

I comment on Jezebel. I am fairly sure I am a man.

Ugh, I just don't know why girls feel like they have to go on SEXY genocides these days. Why can't people show a little class and have a tasteful modest genocide?

When I walk by the Jezebel writers in the office they throw trash at me :( :( :( I am kidding of course because they are wonderful. (Jezebel doesn't hate men, they hate inequality.)

I think it's far more confident for an older lady to wear her hair long even when it's grey. Agatha's Feather Bed style for life.

As a Virginian, I've seen a lot of talk about how we had to choose between two equally despicable people. This post is a perfect run down of why I didn't find that a difficult decision. I don't suspect I would particularly like McAuliffe if I met him in person, but I trust him a hell of a lot more to work to implement…