more like Space Farce, amirite?

how dare you, Drew Brees is a saint 

People are idiots.

Sure. Remember when people had to be told Wentworth Miller was black?

“Boneless Lettuce”

Not an hour goes by where Alexios doesn't randomly catch fire. 

Malaka is one of the finest words in the Greek language. Go sit in any bustling plateia - town square - in Greece for 5-10 minutes and you will hear that word about as many times. The word literally means masturbator - think “wanker.”

I’m guessing  Cruz is Filipino. Many have Spanish-sounding surnames. 

I hate headlines like this. I hate stories like this.

Viner had lost a reported $1.50 on a bet

Googling “congressmen sharing apartment” got me one CNN article about Democratic congressmen doing this, like it looks like it happened at least once and was thusly turned into an Amazon tv show, but I cannot believe Republican dudes would ever agree to share space like Dick Durbin and co.

When I had a greyhound in Chicago you bundle it up like it was your kid. This was a -10f day. That’s my actual hoodie on top of an easy to make, custom fit fleece coat. Depending on you and your greyhound’s size you can easily let them wear your clothes, it’s awesome! The booties were easily made but can be bought.…

Jeans are a white thing? I’m so out of the loop

Precedent’s been set by the Dotard-in-Chief, who refused to divest himself of his businesses and was tut-tutted by a bootlicking Republican Congress. “Naughty, naughty!” they cried, and then went back to taking away Meals on Wheels. “Emoluments clause? What emoluments clause?”

And NO ONE called it out. Everyone in power was like “Yeah this is cool.” Not even trying to be subtle.

It’s the worst kind of fascist trash.

“I was dreading having to cover it...”

It always starts off with an appropriate amount of interest but then turns into this because stupid is as stupid does.

I said it before and I’ll say it again: if she needs some blood, a kidney, some bone marrow, whatever, sign me up.