I just spit my coffee all over my desk laughing at this comment!! I live in Chicago and I have seen them CTA Train doors damn near snatch off limbs so hair that hasn’t been sewn down properly don’t stand a chance!!

Fact: White people are absolutely enamored by tumbleweave.

Don’t count Florida out so soon. We got beaches and racism down here.

You’ve never met those fuckers when they’re expats in Asia. Some of the biggest pricks I’ve met living overseas have been Aussies.

And all the near-death experiences would foster a sense of gratitude for life and love for all of humanity! 

Australia’s white citizens are also trying to kill you! Maybe not physically, but they will chip away at your soul with their racist nonsense. You’d think for all their laid-back-get-drunk-on-the-beach attitude, they’d be more chill as a country.

If there was a Racism Olympics, Australia would vie for the gold medal in every competition, alongside our own country (USA! USA!).

Classy!

My ovaries shriveled up and died and I don’t even have nor have ever possessed ovaries.

Good thing you didn’t read the article. It would have blue shelled the shit out of your other one.

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SCREAMING LOUDLY! 

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

oh my. I’ve worked longer than 12 hours before and could still find my way home.

Maybe that will help me keep my sanity during fashion week with all the spindly, anemic-looking arms and legs on our screens.

I was afraid of that. I have never attempted a Crow pose, had to google it, looks awful. I’m still going to tape up her Emmys picture to inspire me to do arm circles in front of tv. Better than nothing, right?

My proposal: one set, but with one of these giant novelty balls:

I need to scrub myself down to the bone when I get home - this is soo funny and so horrible. 

Yep.  As much as I enjoy the videos of racist cockwombles burning their own shoes, I’m hoping that CK’s next marketing deal will be with a manufacturer of something more flammable / explosive. “Semtex is proud to support Colin Kaepernick. Your move flag-humpers”.

This is where Gillum’s campaign manager earns his/her pay: working that “Freudian slip” into messages about how Gillum is a better choice for Floridians. Examples: