I only got through the first episode. I was so bored and annoying by all of it.

Wow. Day drinking and you didn’t even offer to share?

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Like

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

See, he looks WAY more like Victoria to me.

My twin babies!

a response so nice you made it twice? KINJA-ed!!

Still Daredevil.

Ah, the mysteries of life.

Must share that I was super proud of myself at brunch yesterday for not modifying my food in anyway. I was raised vegetarian with no eggs and then of course have other issues but always try to do the least number of changes and ask as politely as possible. But yesterday I was normal! Ok the order was normal, I'm still…

Okay, here she is. Her name is Bossy. Once upon a time, she was a starving little stray who stole garbage. Now, she’s an arm-hugging, extremely-affectionate little mischief machine.

Ugh, transit brings out the worst in people. I went on the red line at 4:45 PM and sat across from this lady who apparently thought it was okay for her and her two kids to each occupy their own row, placing their grocery bags on the empty seats. I am surprised none of the standers said anything to them.

This just got weird.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

I mean.

The worst part is that she got a makeover a few years back for her anniversary that made her look decades younger, and she reverted back to the shitty hairstyle.

Something tells me that if you exposed Michelle Duggar to that Tawney Kitain video, first she’d squirt a little, then her head would explode.

Yeah, the front poof just has me confused every time I see it. It obviously takes work to achieve. but WHY?

I went with a “high and tight with pony tail” hairstyle cause it just feels like what geralt would do also I usually trim his beard every so often.