Erik did Gary wrong. He’s probably the coworker who eats your lunch even though you put your name on it.

Spirit is the devil.  I bet Frontier is one of his closest minions. 

Just as long as my beloved Peleton isn’t into T-Rump.  I love the fucking Peleton bike.  I am not ashamed.  And you can buy one and stream the workouts in the privacy of your own home if you are flush in cash (I’m not, but a girl can dream).

Good ol G-Rod.  I honestly cannot believe he’s been in jail for half of his 14 year sentence.  I feel like G-Rod is skeevy enough to totally fit in with the Mango’s cabinet. He was the Chicago clown show.  Can’t we just have a normal week here in Chicago where we find a gator in a park and have a vigil for it?

This is a great book. A very fast, exciting read. I just hope that it is done justice. So many YA novels get terrible movie adaptations and fade into obscurity.

Midway is way easier than O’Hare. And both airports are equally easy to get to via public transit. Midway is shaped like a Y with a food court in the center and significantly less busy than O’Hare. The only time O’Hare is a breeze is when you are flying from the international terminal. That’s a joy, but the domestic…

Adam Kinzinger is the IL republican in question though.  We can’t claim Nikki Haley.

You are doing the lord’s work, Michael.  Never stop.  You had me at Parker Willoughby.

Has Ben Carson done anything except for take an extended nap for the last 2.5 years?  (Also, my fingers kept trying to type Has Been.. what does that say about my feelings for his Coonery?)

I miss Zodiac terribly. I never appreciated that man until he stopped watching the Lions and got a non-football life.

I’ve never been prouder than when I flew ORD to PTY (nonstop) and didn’t take a trip to the toilet. That was a touch under 5 hours, and they fed me an actual breakfast on Copa. But man, the speedwalk to the ladies room at Tocumen was real!

Guys! Roach is a lady horse. She’s always a lady horse.

What has Trump done for the economy other than ride the Obama recovery’s coattails and start a trade war to alienate his farmer base? 

I love a pink lipstick. But not, barbie pink. That shit looks horrible on me. But I love a bold, hot pink lipstick. My go to is red though. I have a red lipstick problem and have 10 tubes that are maybe half a shade different from each other.   I really like the color they sent you, siren. That’s kind of a nude on my…

I find it hilarious and sad that he fired his own pollsters for not being able to give him the fake results he wanted.  Poor sad orange pustule..

I marched in the Chicago Pride parade for Roosevelt University one year.  It was great fun and it did not turn me into a lesbian at all. 

Wasn’t that Davos who suggested that? Said it was empty and they could have it?

Rowdy Poddy Pipe her! I can’t even. But I still want to know what he did to those girls in the brothel to get them to give back the payment.

I would legit hang out with these guys.  The chicken looks mean though.

If you are gonna lie about it, at least try to make it believable.. She could have said 45 or something so we don’t all sit here in our cubicles trying to hide our giggles from our collective bosses..