Oh, super hard combat. I’m going to have to change my whole gear loadout/playstyle for this. My Cass is super stealth assassiny.  Like, I had to change my gear loadout for Medusa because I was so low on Warrior and high on Assassin bonuses.  Hmm... But I will play this tonight and see how it feels. 

I wear leggings to work every day. I went to school and have an MBA. Even my jeans are jeggings. If I had a kid at this school and I had to pick them up, I’m not going to bring a change of clothes in order to step out of my car to get them. That’s ridiculous. I do not understand how what the parents wear effects how…

Damn you.  Take your star.  I hate that I laughed at this. 

I gotta say, it took me a long fucking time to learn to say no.  I spent way too much of my precious time being miserable doing shit I didn’t want to because I was afraid to disappoint people by saying no.  Somewhere in my 30s I just came to the realization that life is too short for that shit. 

I don’t eat cereal as a breakfast food.  I eat it dry as a snack, like a handful of Cheerios for a snack.  I’m weird, I know.  But I feel like for breakfast if I pour milk in it, I’m going to just drain the milk off and eat the cereal and leave the milk since I’m not a fan of it.

Man, EA knows how to ruin some shit. Let me nerd out and have one pure thing with dragons!

I’m the only person (possibly on the planet) who will not miss avocados.  The texture!  *shudder*! 

I’m the biggest AC fan girl, but this game made me question all of my fan girl life choices up to that point. There were a lot of little things that bothered me. The fact that every time I went into another area on a horse, my horse would change color. The children in my face without any real way to gently move them…

Well, this whole article is depressing.  I’m glad I don’t have kids.  It’s like the Hunger Games out there and the odds are not in your favor. I know my university had a lot of foreign students because it was a big engineering school (Purdue). I was in state, so I just got in since the threshold for in-state students…

Ahh, Assassin’s Creed III, the game that made me question my love and loyalty to the series. 

You had a golden opportunity to use the term “gaymers” here and missed it.

I used to live on the IN/MI border as a kid in the 80s. We used to get tons of Michigan cans in my town, which we would collect and take to the grocery store 5 minutes away in New Buffalo to get spending money - which of course we used on cheap plastic toys. Circle of life, I suppose.

Eh, I just turn them off these days. The men don’t bother me in this game like they did in Black Flag. But they do not have nearly as many songs so the repetition was what killed me more than anything. 

I was never happier than when I stopped watching the Bears. I love the Bears, but they have run over my heart one too many times. I have free time now in the fall and winter to do things. To play video games. To get a mani-pedi. To bake complicated recipes. To spend time with my husband. So don’t feel bad about…

Piers Morgan can eat a bag of dicks. Billy wore the hell out of that gown it was fire. And I bet since it was a velvet ballgown he was probably literally on fire in the thing.

No.

Yeah, I have both of them.  And Evie too.  but I got them for free.  I actually got my entire family now since I’ve won the base game!

Even that assclown Rand Paul called this “extraconstitutional”. I’ll bet my right shoe that he still supports the orange glazed ham in the white house though..

All I know is that the building I work in has food trucks come in the first Tuesday of the month in the spring and summer months and the Harold’s chicken truck by far has the longest line of all the trucks. I’m just sayin...

Rock the hell out of those pants.  But like, use a napkin at lunch.  Don’t pull a me.