Eh, I just turn them off these days. The men don’t bother me in this game like they did in Black Flag. But they do not have nearly as many songs so the repetition was what killed me more than anything. 

I was never happier than when I stopped watching the Bears. I love the Bears, but they have run over my heart one too many times. I have free time now in the fall and winter to do things. To play video games. To get a mani-pedi. To bake complicated recipes. To spend time with my husband. So don’t feel bad about…

Piers Morgan can eat a bag of dicks. Billy wore the hell out of that gown it was fire. And I bet since it was a velvet ballgown he was probably literally on fire in the thing.

No.

Yeah, I have both of them.  And Evie too.  but I got them for free.  I actually got my entire family now since I’ve won the base game!

Even that assclown Rand Paul called this “extraconstitutional”. I’ll bet my right shoe that he still supports the orange glazed ham in the white house though..

All I know is that the building I work in has food trucks come in the first Tuesday of the month in the spring and summer months and the Harold’s chicken truck by far has the longest line of all the trucks. I’m just sayin...

Rock the hell out of those pants.  But like, use a napkin at lunch.  Don’t pull a me. 

Fuck all those people.  I look fabulous in white.  Makes me look tan. I might accidentally drop spaghetti on white, but I would posit that most of us look fab in it.

I’d sooner gnaw off my own hand at the wrist than place ACIII. This game made me question my love and devotion to the series. I hated a lot of things about this game. The pitch of the roofs making it pain to traverse them. How dour Connor was. You could not unfog the entire map. Evil George Washington in the DLC. I…

“The devil’s mouthpiece”

Trashcan Lasagna! She hasn’t procreated yet to need a minivan, thankfully.

I don’t actually hate the shorts that kind of look like a baseball mitt. I mean, I’d wear them to bed.  But the skirt and the shirt? Hard pass...

I have a minute amount of counter space, but there was room for my a KitchenAid Stand Mixer. Mine is white. All of the rest of the appliances are white. And the color I really wanted (the bright turquoise blue) was ridiculously expensive. Several years ago, before Sears’s latest bankruptcy, they had a coupon that…

If 500 calories seems like you are going to gnaw off your wrist, you can also try to eat at a deficit of 250, and then exercise off 250 as well.

I’m trying to process what I’m seeing in this gif.  What is that and why are they spraying it down his ass? I’m also trying not to giggle at the absurdity of it.

I also went though it fairly quickly. I realize that I am too trusting of Hippocratic oathed individuals because I completely missed that cultist until the game shoved it in my face. That irks me, especially since I had a tendency to play Kassandra as skeptical of people and their motivations.

Excellent. 

I check trophies periodically to see if they are out yet, but hadn’t seen anything. I did just pop the game back in to do the Daughters of Laiala mission.  Mostly at this point I want to just lord over my brother that I have more trophies for it than he does. 

So, I’m done with the game and have done all the side quests, found all the things and am level 59.  Never bought any boosters.  I played a ridiculous number of hours (as a married woman with a full time job it’s frankly embarrassing how I’ve acquired triple digit hours on this game).  Still waiting on the DLC episode…