In the one Nome where Cleopatra had her little base (Herakleon, I think), there were several houses of ill repute where you could look in and see ... things. You could also hear things.

Take all the stars. 

This is going to make MamaMojito so sad! My mother loves this series and has been looking forward to this for months. Why do you want to hurt my precious mother like this?!

My mom.

Chitlins have no place in polite society. You eat those at your own house. Don’t bring them to mine. I’ll cut you from my invite list.  

Boneless lettuce.  I’m dead. Take all the stars. 

Before she was a doctor, she worked in my hometown of Michigan City as the attendance officer at the high school.  I didn’t know her personally, but a lot of people from my hometown did, and she was, by all accounts, a cheerful, upbeat positive person.  A good person who didn’t deserve this.

No, I was specifically referring to the BF pirates that drove me bonkers with the nails on the chalkboard sound. But in this game there are the same five songs over and over and its maddening.

When I was looking for an apartment, all the ones I saw either had laundry or a dishwasher, but not both. The condo I rented had laundry in unit because I hate traipsing up and down stairs to go to a coin operated washer. We ended up buying it as the owner made my husband and me an offer we couldn’t refuse ($25,000…

“Damn, that’s good leather!” How you caught fire lighting a damn brazier in a tomb is beyond me. But do you, Kassandra/Alexios.

I might finally finish Assassin’s Creed Odyssey.  After that?  I have the Spyro trilogy for some nice, throwback fun.

Cazzo! Nek! Malaka! I wish they said “I’m on fucking fire!” in Greek.  Zeus knows they say that enough.

Yeah, I figured that out last night! 

Well, I’m not a he, so I’m assuming we’ll have to adjust that shanty to account for my lady bits?

Funny thing, I have a female crew - as soon as I got a female crew I installed them! Girl power and whatnot. But I did finally figure out how to turn the singing off. I’d rather just hear the ocean! 

This.  I’ve been subbing in Lean Cuisines for breakfast instead of my regular bacon and hash browns and I’m mad as hell about it. 

Me.  I hate them.  I hate the off key singing of the pirates.  It makes me cringe inwardly.  The shanties in this game don’t bother me as much as they did in BF, but there are only like three of them.

I was never gigantically into ship combat. Even in Black Flag I opted to avoid ship fights unless you made me.  For me the more interesting thing is finding the ruins and exploring on land.  Although my ship is maxed out with legendary specs.  Personally, I’d like to turn off the shanties.  I hated them in BF and had…

Let me get out a tiny violin and a tiny cheese plate to go with that monumental whine of theirs.

Gah! NY&Co is my go to place for cute clothes that look adulty without being old. I never feel like I’m cool enough to pull off her line though! But maybe I’ll head over to the flagship store on State Street here in Chicago and try some of it on. They do carry her line here in the flagship up to size 20, if you are in…