I am so bummed that Kassandra can’t pet the dogs. And there are no cats at all in Greece, apparently. But crouching down to let Bayek pet the cats makes me extra happy.

You should check in on them when you make your way to Memphis. :)

First off, why do these people keep taking pictures of their idiocy?  Second, why do these people keep posting that shit on Facebook? 

I was playing this before Tomb Raider and AC:Odyssey came out, and after I’m done with Odyssey I’ll go back to this.  I never did much with the oceans either.  But it would be nice to be able to traverse some of these watery planets in a meaningful way.

That last boar (the farty one), is a pain in the ass regardless. I hate him. I’m playing as a true assassin with an emphasis on poisoning and long rangebow mastery, and he just murderized me until I did some toying with my gear and specs.

Well, you can certainly get to the island. Just, don’t engage! I will say, there was a level 46 cultist up there who was in a fight with 5 level 42 Spartans and they softened him up enough that I killed him with a well aimed predator shot. It gave me a perverse joy. Can’t wear the armor I got from him though. I’m…

Oh, my Kass, she’s a bit of a player.  ;)

On the hephastios islands, there is a quest with Barnabas’s nephew where you can flirt with the male caregiver there. I forget his name Maxos maybe? Anyhow, you can get the romance options with him if you are high enough level (mid 40s) to not get murdered up there. :)

I’ve got my Kassandra in a dalliance with Daphnae, the lady who gives you the mythical animals quest.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.  :)

Needs more stars.  Also bold text.  And a bigger font. 

I’m petty as hell.  I don’t even deign to reply to trolls.  I just dismiss their comments and revel in being petty.

My spanish kind of sucks. But I did learn how to properly conjugate chingar. So my response to this broad would be Chingate. And more specifically... Chinga tu madre y padre y sus hermanos tambien.

I have four legendary crew members now! One merc, two polemarchs and one random gift from the gods from the Oikos that contained a legendary Spartan rebel. Which is good because all the remaining mercs on my board that I can kill without getting murderized seem to be purple epics.

Maybe everyone’s photos load on their own games as having zero likes? The only friend I have who plays the game is my brother. So I’ll like his photos if he takes them. I do try to like pretty or interesting photos.

Pumpkin spice is just the spice flavors, not the actual pumpkin flavor. So it’s like cinnamon and clove and nutmeg and shit. Pumpkin pie is delicious when you combine the spices with the pumpkin.  But without the pumpkin flavor, you just have spiced garbage.

+1 for the use of Mazikene (I totally think I just spelled my favorite hell demon’s name incorrectly).

Me neither. All my photos have zero likes. And I try to take interesting pics of scenic vistas with nice lighting. Oh well!

Preaching to the choir.  Those are the only photos I turn off.  Even though they do not offend me, they just slow a broad down. 

This. While I will always roll a woman if given the choice because I like playing with a character of my own gender, I really hate sexy armor and robes with thigh slits up to the nethers. What does that protect? I got the Artemis hunter armor in the game for killing that bull and its a halter top! A *halter* top.…