The accuser could be a literal nun who saves kittens and runs an orphanage for children with elephantitis and he would still find a way to call her a lying liar who lies.  Because T-Rump.

Eagle Eye and Neneh were both so good.  I still occasionally bust out my best  late 80s/early 90s dance moves for Buffalo Stance.  Eagle Eye got a decent amount of play on alt rock radio back in the day, but not the love the album deserved (It was good, my mother, she actually owned it.. on TAPE). THEY DESERVED BETTER,…

I’ve only ever had an opioid once - after surgery. And it was in hospital - Morpine. It gave me the worst nausea - they had to put me on Zofran to combat it! They switched me to Tramadol, and I got an Rx for that after I got out of the hospital. But I didn’t refill it or finish the script. I was not in very much pain…

Am I the only person who sees Maroon 5, looks at the band and says “there’s a black guy in this band?” EVERY time you see them? They are just so.. white (I say this as a girl who listens to some super white music on occasion). And so unoffensive as to induce a coma like sleep.

Breadnecks! I can’t even. I’m going to have to store that one away in my insult bag, right next to Broseph.

Back when the blue line still had those bi-fold door trains I saw someone get their backpack caught. I mean, they got him out but I cannot imagine how scary that would be! Those bi-fold doors had no mercy!  And no sensors.  And they used to snap shut with a quickness.

I lived there for two years.  They were the two longest years of my life.  I was never so happy to move back to Chicago.  And the two winters I lived there were both significantly worse than most anything I live through in Chicago. 

I saw what looked like half a head of weave at a CTA station here in Chicago once.  I had to wonder if it was just an epic girl fight or if it got caught somehow in the train doors or what.  Red line doors ain’t anything to trifle with.

I have about 3oz of soul left at this point. 

Besides being a country where everything tries to kill you, it’s a country that has a problem with casual displays of racism. Dressing in blackface? No worries, mate! Y’all use that island isolation to show your proverbial ass way too often when in fact this is a global society and you have TV and the internet and…

So, it’s obviously a universal reaction to the thought of this, then?

Meh, fine by me honestly! I’m an old.  No time for kidlets!

Do we know who Eris Baker is wearing?  Her dress is magical!

Tiny Okoye. So squee! If I had a biological clock that worked my ovaries would explode. 

There... there is not enough mental bleach in the universe to cleanse this headline from my mind.  I didn’t even read the article.  I didn’t need to.  But one of my ovaries shriveled up and died inside of me because of it....

I just got the new Tomb Raider. So I’m playing Tomb Raider. I feel like Jonah is so friendzoned and doesn’t even realize it.  Poor boy. 

He’s gonna be Geralt of Rivia, he’s gonna be okay.

The first time I saw that photo they blurred out the faces of her family.  I actually thought her mother was a child because of the size and the way she is dressed!

You are not alone in thinking Hershey’s tastes plasticky.. I’ve heard several people say that - especially after they go to Europe and eat real chocolate and then come back there and have a Hershey’s. 

I don’t specifically set out to smell my games, but I do enjoy the ritual of removing the plastic and breaking into the thing - looking at the artwork, reading the cover (and I too miss paper manuals). I do sometimes note when things have an otherwise unanticipated odor (oooh, that smells chemical-y! or oh hey, this…