True story! MamaMojito plays video games because of Spyro the Dragon. Back in the PS1 days, I was still mostly not an adult and I had this game. The PS1 was in the living room and my mother would watch me play. Soon enough, I would come home from work/school/etc to find her playing my PS1. Pretty soon, I never got to…

Disaster coverage only, right? With a $10,000 deductible.

Deal!

My name sounds perfectly white. And I do the best white girl phone voice since I currently do customer service. I know that I will at least get an interview before I get put into the “sorry not sorry” pile. I’ve also got some light skinned privilege. I’m light enough that I might be Puerto Rican or mixed race or just…

God, I’d like to punch the racist elf in the face. He is so heartless and terrible. Ugh.

I liked the sailing but hated all the shantys. Turned that right off. But I enjoyed the pirating.

I can finally pick to play as a woman in an AC game w/o having to play as a dude. Nothing has made this broad so happy about an AC game since Victorian London. (I’m old, It’s the little things that make me happy).

Ha! You replied to mine about how you love Skyrim, I love Assassin’s Creed! I will play AC 2, Brotherhood, Revelations, BF, Syndicate, Origins most any of them.. (but not AC 3.. that game can die in a fire) when I am between games. I love the historical tourism aspect of them. And I guess I enjoy stabbing people from…

There are two games I feel semi-guilty about not GAF about - Fallout and Skyrim. I tried. Both. I just can’t. And I love a good RPG. There is something about the movement of the characters in both and not having a voice for him or her that just turns me right off to the whole experience. MamaMojito loves both of these…

Hey, that’s cool. You like what you like! I’d probably have Pine at the top if he were not a blonde. Personality wise he just seems like a nice guy. Same with Evans. His love of his dog is everything But Peter Quill kind of does it for me. LOL!

Pine is my second favorite Chris, behind Pratt, but ahead of Evans and Hemsworth. He’s my favorite Captain Kirk though..

This. I resented that they made me do missions with Jacob. Evie for life! And honestly, Jacob got the meatier assassinations. *shakes fist at sky*

Yes, I too, have this reply problem. I’m just chalking it up getting Kinja’ed...

I come home from work most every weekday and play video games. I’m a woman and a hardcore gamer. So, it is entirely possible.

Congrats. Beautiful ring!

People are shitty. I will say that I (at the time) worked in Advertising when I got engaged. I have a pinkish orange sapphire, and all those girls oohed and ahhed over it. Maybe it was fake oohing, but no one was an overt jerk about it. I consistently get compliments about it to this day almost 10 years later.

I just want to hug Kesha. I actually have all of her super party girl albums, but I always thought that she could sing despite the autotune. She is my spirit animal. I adore her. Dr. Luke can eat a bag of rancid dicks.

I only have Sigrun left and I hate her with the passion of 10,000 firey suns. She keeps handing me my ass. I am missing components to upgrade my armor, and I don’t want to grind in Muspelheim to get them, so God of War and I are on a break. I downloaded Tomb Raider because it was on sale for $9 and I had not played…

H & M Makes me stabby. Every time I go in there it’s like the racks threw up all over each other because the 17 year olds who shop there don’t put things back. And the plus sizes are relegated to a corner in the back with bad lighting that flickers - next to the maternity of course. So no, I don’t shop there. I can go…

This is the most bored suburban housewife thing I think I’ve heard of in the history of ever.