MangoMojito
MangoMojito
MangoMojito

I have a dedicated meat mallet that gives me copious amounts of joy to use. It’s therapeutic!

T-Rump makes me want to punch the baby Jesus right in the eye.

In my heart of hearts Arya is being half ass on purpose to get Littlefinger to think that she is not up on her game. Then of course she will murder him with a dagger to the eyeball. Because murder. I really liked last night’s episode.. I feel like we went a lot of the first five season spinning our wheels and going

I can’t..

I’ve gotten the whole “you don’t sound black” line from the time I started school as a tiny alcohol-free Mojito. It’s the worst! What does that even mean. Do black people with English or French accents get that sort of fuckery as well? Do people roll up to Idris Elba and ask that kind of shit? I assume that those

“You speak really proper English”. I hear that one a lot. I also take reservations for a tour company, and because I sound “white” I’ve heard some things that make want to punch the baby Jesus. People just assume things because I “speak properly” and my name is not “ethnic”.

I keep meaning to get back to this game. But I’ve got that Uncharted with Chloe coming out soon and then Assassin’s Creed set in Egypt (a setting I’ve been waiting for for years) in October...I need to do a second run through of Horizon Zero Dawn, too. This game... I want to like it more than I do. I just keep finding

Man, Barak even got rid of those mom jeans and got some dark wash skinnies. I heart him.

I tend to say “see, what had happened was...” when I’m about to try to say something ridiculously outlandish. I know I’m about to try to pass a hot mess off as something perfectly normal. These days I’m old (40) so I have less foolishness to try to pass off.

My asshole cat doesn’t like boxes at all. But, her name is Sheba, like on the boxes.

I fully admit that at one job (a job I loathed with every fiber of my being) I literally wrote my password down on a sticky note and left it next to my monitor. One time the IT guy came to my desk and almost stroked out upon seeing it. But I’m old and I have a finite amount of mental space for BS like a password they

I’m really irked that I like Bronn and Jaime so much. They are on the side of that evil harpy. SEE THE LIGHT, JAIME! +1 for Bronn’s use of “fancy lad school”. +1 for him also being able to hit a moving dragon through a cloud of thick smoke and ash.

I know in my heart of hearts that, as a Bears fan, I deserve this. Every nugget of bullshit. Every missed pass. The rest of the NFC North tromping all over us with neither pity nor respect. WE DID THIS TO OURSELVES.

There is more shit in this administration than in a sewage treatment plant.

I honestly thought when they were in Winterfell and they were all “Sansa, at the gates”, that it was going to be Arya. Instead it was Bran, which was the biggest letdown in the history of letdowns. I just cannot get excited about Bran at all.

I live in the Windy City. I’m cool with the wind. But I’m more down with the sky in Toussaint at night. If it weren’t for the Drowners and Nekkers and angry cats coming after me, I’d probably just stand there and tilt my camera up to look up at it. Being a city dweller, I miss actually seeing stars at night with all

You people are dead to me! Tweekend by the Crystal Method is awesome. I’m about ready to fight you over Placebo as well. Hold my earrings, y’all.

I find that gif oddly fascinating.

Mexian? Asican?

I’ve sadly heard plenty of locals here use Chi-town. Or “The Chi”. Why Chicago, why?