I have resting bitch face so the kiosk ladies at the North Bridge leave me alone.

New York & Company is a good place for a suit if you are 00 to 20. I do find that sometimes they have issues with the jackets being tight in the arms. But I’ve also gotten jackets there that fit just fine in the arms. They usually have sales and coupons to make everything super cheap.

You totally forgot the Granite counter tops. Or my personal favorite, a white kitchen. I can’t imagine anything harder to keep clean than an all white cabinet kitchen with white Granite counters.. Ugh.

My last flight was on Copa to Panama. My next flight is on Copa to Costa Rica. I purposely avoided all the domestic airlines for these flights. Also, the Copa flight to Panama was direct so that was a no brainer. Can’t get anything direct from ORD to SJO, but at this point I’ll be damned if I give money to UA, AA or…

I didn’t go to my undergrad graduation at Purdue in ‘99, but I did get my Masters at Roosevelt in 09 and my diploma was indeed given to me on stage. Go figure. I distinctly remember Purdue didn’t mail my diploma though - they sent it via UPS. Not sure why. I’m assuming they wanted to spend the last dregs of my…

No, no they can’t. It’s like her tits are incorrectly placed on her pectoral muscles. Maybe she just got a really shitty boob job. But even those 1950's bullet bras didn’t physically move the breasts to such an odd position.

I drink wine and play video games slightly drunk. Makes scaling cliffs/killing bandits/backstabbing targets that much more interesting.  

As a person living in Illinois, I just took it for granted that getting paid for unused vacation was a thing. When I got laid off I got a wee tiny severance and paid for all my unused vacation and sick days. But now I know I live in a labor friendly communist utopia.

I’ve purchased some really expensive bras in my day as a human being with breasts. None of them ever made them do that. That’s not how bras work. These just seem to be placed incorrectly on the chest.

Nothing like the gross taste of fondant to ruin a perfectly good cake. Maybe the baker put a layer of buttercream under the fondant so you can peel it off and eat cake with actual edible frosting.

I just got done playing Uncharted 1, 2 and 3 (the remastered PS4 edition), so now I decided to just play Uncharted 4 again. Still a pretty game.. So then next week I can start on something else. Maybe Horizon Zero Dawn on a harder difficulty.

Tearblast arrows for life. I liked the slingshots as well. I used to target them from on high and hit them with the sticky bombs.

But it was so satisfying to finally be able to beat a Thunderjaw. I was all “take that you giant missle shooting robot dionsaur! Suck it”

This. My last two flights were on Copa. I could have taken a domestic airline but at this point I’d rather gnaw my own hand off at the wrist. Also , those two flights on Copa were cheaper than the domestic airlines were to either destination.

Peeling garlic - place it on your cutting board. Take the flat edge of the knife and place it on top of the garlic. Hit flat edge with your palm. Smashes the garlic and the skin comes off easy peasy. Then go to IKEA and get yourself a garlic press.

I bet Chicago could make this happen. We have a freakin bacon fest after all.. Why not fries?

You mess with fire, you get burned. You mess with ludicrously rich kids with well-connected parents, you get sued.

I...I like a team from the Axis of Evil.. Notre Dame. But to be fair, I am from NW Indiana originally and they were the closest college team to my hometown. I’ve liked them since I was a wee tiny adorable alcohol-free MangoMojito. I still have issues when ND plays my Alma Mater (Purdue - for the record... I usually…

This makes my brain ache and my heart hurt. I turned 18 in 1995. I’ve lead a pretty middle class life and always had access to voting. I’ve voted in every election since then. Even the shitty “Its February in Chicago and a primary where only one democrat is on the ballot” elections. Why is something that is my right…

I too, found it surprising. Although, in the 80s in Indiana my Dad used to be able to find it at the hole in the wall grocery store between Michigan City and LaPorte, IN. But then they changed ownership and stopped carrying scrapple.