I live in a neighborhood in Chicago that has a heavy Mexican population and delicious authentic Mexican food. I fully admit to loving the hell out of a Chipotle burrito. And their chips are the best. THE BEST. There is no shame in my game at all.

I was not too far off! Even in my hometown (Michigan City) there are lots of summer houses. My parents have owned the same house since 1972 and have seen all kinds of houses get built that get maybe 3 months of use each year. When they first moved to the house there were a few houses and mostly woods. My Dad bought up…

I feel like Paul is going to just pull a Boehner and be all like “Fuck it, I’m out!” and ride off into the Wisconsin sunset one day.

Well, as a native Hoosier I agree, Illinois people are everywhere.But as a non-driver you can’t complain about me driving 45 in a 55 in the passing lane.

What is ridic is that a ballot selfie is a freakin felony here in Illinois. WTF, IL..WTF?!

You know.. I’m not sure how I feel with Abbie no longer being on Sleepy Hollow. I’m actually surprised it is back. But I guess with all the people who got dead last season they can reboot the whole thing. But I want Abbie back. Blargh.

Yes, so much this. I’m emotionally exhausted after a party. Even if it is a party with people I like and enjoy spending time with individually. Afterwards I want nothing more than to curl up on my couch with my cat and watch reruns of Star Trek: TNG on the BBC.

As a Chicagoan I expect to bar my doors and not leave the house that day, should the Cubs win, lest I plan on dying in the lunatic fringe that will take over the city starting at 1060 W Addison and radiating outward from there.

Gendry is gonna be buff as hell when we see him, what with all that rowing. Sun’s out, guns out, folks!

I wouldn’t put tomato in (or egg.. because I don’t like eggs) my rice. I would totally add bacon or proscuitto and some garlic in the rice. Maybe a little parmesean.

My Dad had an orange Opal GT. Also, the Dukes of Hazzard car was totally orange. My Hobo handbag is orange. So is my wallet. ORANGE FOR LIFE!

I feel like orange is going to get a bad rep for the next decade. I love the color orange and I, unlike the orange glazed ham running for president, look fabulous in it.

Can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait! I don’t want to wait until May...

I’m surprised Virginia McCaskey is so high on the list. She is like, 174 years old.

This. I used to work in a doctor’s office at the front desk. I checked in patients, took co-pays, generated invoices (it was a small independent doctor’s office with two Doctors and a Nurse Practitioner). My resume mentions working with them but I get all kinds of random recruiters looking for Nurse Practitioners or…

Girl.. a half and pregnant. You are kind of insane. But I also kind of adore that level of insanity.

Congrats on the half marathon. Though, with Trump being so out of shape, one would not have to run particularly fast. How did you fare?

Cheeto Voldemort is giving me all kinds of life right now.

Yaaaaas. Kitchen laundry in the house!

I’m not particularly big on religion or God, but I’m gonna channel some of my more religious friends/family and say this: