I am terrible with sarcastic wit on the internet. So I tend to assume everything as written, including your comment, is for serious. So, my bad.

Journalists are grown adults who are making that choice for themselves. Angie (and I’m totes down with her, honest) is a grown adult who can weigh the risks for her own person. Brad gets a say for where the children he adopted/created with her get to go. Just because some areas are currently safe in Syria doesn’t mean…

Right? I mean, take them to a soup kitchen, a homeless shelter, a boys and girls club. Encourage them to donate some of their allowance to charities. Don’t just drop them into a war-torn country just for the broadening of their worldviews.  

I don’t think it is that she has taken them there, the gossip rags are reporting that she wants to take them there.

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

My face is super oily. My body from the neck down is fairly dry (especially my legs.. my trunk isn’t so bad but man my legs are ridic with the ashy). So No, I personally cannot use the same stuff on my face as I do my body. I’d be clogged pore city. But, my face still looks younger than my actual age, so I guess that…

I read on the innerwebs that Alberta is like the Texas of Canada. True?

I don’t think I’ve logged into my yahoo email for the better part of a decade. I’m not even sure what my actual yahoo email address is at this point. Meh.

This looks like it is from Golden Crust on Kedzie. Is it from Golden Crust on Kedzie? If not, it totally could be. Maybe I’m just hungry..

I don’t think one’s ass is a viable place for a bottle of nail polish. And I wouldn’t actually carry nail polish in my purse either. Too many opportunities for the lid to become unscrewed and for the polish to spill all over everything.

*clutches pearls and catches a case of the vapors*

I imagine that the scandal is that Michelle Duggar finally refused to perm her hair one more time. Or maybe one of the girls put on a pair of pants. Which one is the “spinster”? Maybe she put on pants. Yeah, I’m gonna go with that. SCANDALOUS!

I wonder if OPI or Essie will make a coordinating nail polish? I was too lazy to ever get a license but that would be a great color for my toes.

That dress makes my boobs hurt. I’m having sympathy pains.

You have a wholehearted bitterness that I’ve yet to master in 39 years of being a Bears fan. For that sir (or madam - I would never make assumptions!), I slaute you. I always have an unyileding sliver of optimism, and I have no business having said optimism.

I’m sorry for your shortened lifespan. Would you like a cookie? I bake a mean cookie. Also, I’m sure the Lions will find a way to beat the Bears this year. We love to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as of late.

I feel like someone needs to look up the entire list of quarterbacks the bears have had since Harbaugh and list them allv right here in this thread. Might be more names than the entire current roster.

Was this an after school project with his nieces and nephews? Because it looks like something one would do in craft camp.

Joe Walsh is the same assclown who tried to take Tammy Duckworth’s military service record to task. Mind you this is the same woman whose helicopter was shot down and the result was that she lost both of her legs in service to our country. Joe Walsh is also the same assclown who didn’t pay much of his court ordered…

Sadly, no. It would make sense, say if an agency loses a large client (say my agency losing State Farm to Draft FCB) and gets rid of the team that resulted in the loss of said client. But my experience is that they just don’t do it that way. There are some agencies who use client loss like that to purge…