I’m not one to believe in heaven and hell, but if I were, I hope that when Ann Coulter passes (in an entirely painful, terrible way) that she goes to hell and is honestly confused as to why she is there. And not just there, but in the deepest recesses reserved for the worst kind of murdering, raping horrible people.

I’m broke as hell, but I’d sooner swim in a pool full of starving phiranas than willingly fly Spirit. Southwest is my cheap airline cut-off.

I only wish Jez would follow me so I would not be in the gray. I was starred with my old name, which was like 5 years ago. But alas I’m never going to re-earn Jezebel’s trust. *weeps inconsolably*. I got a bunch of follows from Gizmodo and associated blogs and a couple lifehacker sub-blogs, but I was already followed…

People here still call the Willis Tower the Sears Tower and refer to Macy’s as Marshall Field’s. Somehow I doubt that Guaranteed Rate Field will stick. We’ll just roll our eyes and mock it.

Good. She should be credited for time served and released. Then hopefully she’ll leave Indiana. We all leave Indiana - we might not go far, but we all leave. It’s a hard place not just for a woman, but for anyone who wants a decent job that isn’t in retail or big Pharma sales.

You know.. if they had some kind of curry dipping sauce for the fries.. I’d hit it.

That is correct. Profits over people. And there is a ridiculously large subset of people who think this state of affairs is perfectly okay.

Could be worse. I upgraded to Nars foundation. My color is Syracuse. WHAT EVEN DOES THAT MEAN? But at least all the colors are random cities/locations as opposed to Alabaster or Caramel (incidentally, their concealer that I use is “Caramel or med/dark 2". Like the Gawker staffer I was really right in the middle of…

I had a friend who was into horses. She had little horse figurines all over her bedroom and worked at the local stables shoveling shit when she was in school just so she could be near the horses. I’m sure there were better ways to have earned her $4.50/hr (yes, I’m dating myself with that minimum wage). She eventually…

Equestrian might be hateable, but the horses have cool names. Summon Up the Blood? That horse is so metal. I bet he eats souls for lunch. Human souls.

This. I found one that had less space than my current one! I felt so cheated. So I’m still trucking along with the one I got with my preorder bonus code. On the plus side I do have 22 slots in my space suit now.

My home planet has a bunch of gold too. I just started last night (because I pre-ordered and Amazon grouped it together with a novel that came out a week later). It’s kind of swampy, this planet of mine.

I don’t believe that Ryan has the mental capacity to formulate this apology. Some appointed PR handler wote this, after Ryan turned in “the words “SORRY USA AND WORLD” written in crayon on a piece of light green construction paper.”

Back in the day.. when I was in High School.. (yes, I’m about to out myself as an old), my brother used to go around using this acronym for the Bills:

When the rapture happens, she will be passed over, simply because of how awful she is at putting together a cohesive thought.

The idea of for-profit prisons is bizarre to me. Aren’t prisons supposed to try to rehabilitate people? Profit seems like it should be the last thing considered. But sadly, this is Murica, damnit. We have money to make.

Nah. You can pry my air conditioning out of my cold, non-sweaty, dead hands.

Water Chestnuts are the goddamn worst. I hate the texture of those things on my teeth.

Only in the Gold Coast. Jesus.

Well, NBC spent an hour hyping up Usain Bolt and the 100 meter dash. An hour of talk for 10 seconds of action. Or.. 9.8 seconds of action to be precise. Lots of other stuff could have been shown but was not.