Ah Spore. I found our solar system in Spore. Terraformed the crap out of Venus and Mars. Fun times! Getting to the center of the galaxy was a pain in the ass. I mean, it was an enjoyable pain in the ass. But the joy of it was finding Earth and realizing the galaxy we were exploring was our own!

I read the Bears every year with some kind of giddy love/hate glee. I lovehate the Bears.

Wait wait wait. If she went to the DNC would she not have her usual contingent of SS drones around her? Not sure why people are all angry about it wasting tax payer money... As for her having fun... she is 18, is she not allowed to have fun? So many people have very large sticks up their bums in this country.

I’d totally skip Radiohead to see Major Lazer and I’m 39. but I was never big into Radiohead. And I love to dance. So different strokes, I guess?

I just sent pictures of rings I really liked to Mr. Mojito that were in our budget. I really like color so I got what I wanted - a pinkish orange sapphire. Still makes me happy to this day. He still makes me happy too.

If Tony Romo is old enough to remember the War of 1812, I must be a reanimated corpse, since I’ve got three years on that bastard.

Mediocrity is our MO and our lot in life as Bears fans.

Where’s that guy from yesterday who trolled the whole comments section because his precious Titans got excoriated first? Is he here? I totally want to see his reaction to the fact that yes, there is a column a day..

How did I miss this last year? This is comedy gold. Susan is clearly cray, but I kind of love her because she owns that.

Donald kind of looks like he is going to explode he is so red in that screen shot. Did he explode? If he did, I would not mind.

You know.. a couple of these wouldn’t look horrible with a belt. But I need definition. Otherwise I just look extra fat or people ask me when I’m due. Also, that black one at the very bottom kind of looks like it would make an excellent swim cover up.

As a random aside, since it is apparently as hot as the surface of the sun outside - my office ordered a taco fiesta from Burrito Beach!

Damnit! I knew I should have packed my lunch today. It’s always bad anywhere on Michigan Ave, especially north of the bridge where I am.

It does not matter how Omar wants to make the bed. The fact as, he will be beaten into submission to making the bed how his GF wants the bed made. It will eventually be piled with 10 or so frilly pillows and he will question his masculinity and/or life choices. Omar will also find things like matching tea towels…

It has to be better than The Host. It has to be. I kept reading it thinking it would get better but it never did. I’m glad I didn’t spend my money on the book though (my mother did - she likes Stephanie Meyer, so I can only assume she’ll drop money for this one too).

You’ve never met my family then. My dad can knock back that shit.

As a native Hoosier, I’d like to apologize for this assclown.

Mr Mojito and I danced to “Simplicity is Beautiful” by Juliana Hatfield. Can’t understand much of the lyrics of the song, but I always liked the feeling of the song, and once I read an interview where Juliana said it was a beautiful song and that stuck with me. Mr Mojito would have probably wanted something death…

Don’t the republicans have something better to worry about than some titties and dicks on the internet?

This is the assclown who questioned Tammy Duckworth’s patriotism and war record after she lost both her legs for our country. Also, he’s a deadbeat dad who doesn’t pay child support. Suck it, Joe Walsh. No one here in IL is sad you lost.