This is the assclown who questioned Tammy Duckworth’s patriotism and war record after she lost both her legs for our country. Also, he’s a deadbeat dad who doesn’t pay child support. Suck it, Joe Walsh. No one here in IL is sad you lost.

YA fantasy is totes better than any of this. It’s not nearly as self-indulgent.

I have a short neck. So no. It would swallow my head and I would look ridic.

I don’t like some foods because of texture (most nuts and avacados.. *shudder*) but I’ve TASTED them to know I don’t like the texture. Weirdo.

I’m no longer living in Indiana, but Mike Pence makes my uterus twich - like a particularly bad cramp. My parents used to complain about Mitch Daniels but what they got as a replacement is so much worse.

I saw it this weekend. It was okay. I found the white savior bit problematic. But they tried to minimize that, but it was still there due to the nature of the material. I think it would have been better as a Samuel L Jackson/Alexander Skarsgard buddy action flick. They were funny together and had good chemistry.…

I have a tendency to use stuff geared toward dry hair since my hair is so dry. I also use stuff geared toward smoothing it out so that I can have a decent, non-frizzy curl when wearing it curly (or so it actually looks smooth when straight). Stuff for fine hair doesn’t work well for me at all! I’m using the Garnier in…

I don’t want to smell like my husband’s Dial soap. I want to smell like Endless Weekend (or anything really girly, really - Lavender, Peach, something floral..whatever)! Mr. Mojito also uses the cheapest shampoo known to man and my baby fine, curly, dry natural hair cannot even with that $1 shit. I specifically want…

I liked both Life is Strange and Remember Me. And I like vampires and this sort of pre-war era London setting so you don’t have to twist my arm to buy it when it comes out (wait, this isn’t pre war, it’s war war in 1918, right? Jesus I’m forgetting all the history I learned now that I’m an old. Forgive a broad her…

Also random that they are both named Misty! Good luck to both ladies come November.

What do you call those briefs? The volleyball players and cheerleaders at my HS called them “butt huggers”. But this was the early to mid 90s. It was a different time!

This might describe my husband perfectly. He is downright paranoid about being broke, not having money to the point where it gives him crippling anxiety issues. What is funny is that he always has money. Like Scrooge he has all the gold socked away. I don’t have this problem, and I don’t know why he does either…

Sweet zombie Jesus I’m glad I’m up here in Chicago where I only have to worry about militant Canadian geese.

Last night I was watching... and I was all like “I wonder when we are going to see what is going on with Arya.” Cut to Walder Frey in his keep at that exact moment... When I realized it was Arya, I literally yelled “SHUT UP!” at my TV.

He is clearly the neighborhood flasher with that trench coat and no pants.

I didn’t recognize Hawke as Hawke because in my mind Hawke is always sarcastic lady Hawke and never a man. (Also, now whenever I play the game I call her CirillaHawke since Ciri and Hawke have the same voice actress).

I didn’t mind LA Noire. Also, my mother liked LA Noire (mamaMojito is the bee’s knees, y’all). Can’t say I played Watchdogs, but Ubisoft sent me a weird stalker email about the new game last week (I’m guessing because I have a uplay account and have played all the AC games).

I would play the hell out of this. Also, I’d totally frame those three pictures and put them on a wall.

Whoever made this is a goddamn genius.

Ugh. I imagine sitting kind of sucked that evening!