My dress was VERY similar to the black and white Jessica McClintock dress, only mine was off the shoulder, navy and had lace all around the shoulders. Same shape though. And yeah, I totes went to prom in 1994. Made the cover of the newspaper too.

I have a sports bra from old navy that hooks like a normal bra.

Oh, I had an off the shoulder, fit and flare knee length dress in navy blue with white lace at the top. I totally wore white gloves with it, but ditched those suckers shortly after making my way into the dance. My dress was the epitome of 1994.

Get the multi-pack. I always get the box that has regular, super and super plus tampons for all of my shark week needs.

This is what I hate about facebook. I always end up seeing some post from 36 hours prior. Just show me the most recent shit. And let me make that the default way to access the damn feed.

Her “I’m not wearing make up” make up look is on point.

The first season was glorious. So much naked manflesh. Those were fun times!

New York & Company makes a lot of those long pencil midi lengths. That’s such an odd length on me though since I’m 5'5". But I can see that being good for a tall broad!

I don’t understand free people’s sizing. I’m a size 16 and just for shits and giggles found a sweater in the dressing room at Macys that was big enough for me and my husband combined. Other than the arms, being too tight, the body of the sweater was massive on me. I mean, I get that boho chic aesthetic, but why is a…

LOL. I don’t know! It is kind of a weird pose, no?

You know, I’ve seen like three not ugly Pnina dresses. Ginger Zee had a lace Pnina dress.. I wouldn’t have pictured her as a Pnina gal.. But even hers is kind of see through in the midsection!

Goddamnit Indiana. This is why I only go visit my parents and can no longer live there, despite the fact that it is signifcantly cheaper than Illinois. I miss Evan Bayh.

I think he is calculating and shrewd, and completely self serving. And smart enough to get himself into this position.

My cat and I are both fluffy. LOL!

I.. what? I don’t think he has talent as much as latent sociopathy. I’ll grant him intelligence...grudgingly.

Gwinnie Bee is for us fluffy girls. But yes, same premise.

I feel like I’m starting to show my age with it. And it saddens me that fewer and fewer people know the glory of Girlfriend.

I really like that cat’s eyeliner. Her cat’s eye is on point.

I know, it was totally obvious. I should do better.

I’d be depressed too, if I were married to Ted Cruz.