Right? I loved my job two jobs ago. Loved it. The dress code was super casual, everyone was fun. I stayed late willingly. Did what was asked of me like a good minion. And was laid off when we lost a client. A client I did not even remotely work on. I realized that day that there was no loyalty to me, that I was…

See, I like Tay Tay. She likes a Peter Pan collar. I like a Peter Pan collar. she has cats. I have a cat. She like to rock a red lip. I like to rock a red lip.

This is only competitive if the meeting turns into an orgy of some sort.

If I ever start a band, I want to name is Exquisite Disdain now.

I like Old Navy too. But if you want to go for a fancier "brand" Fabletics are nice. And they go up to XXL 18/20, unlike Lulu.

I did not even get laid until I was 20. True story. Clearly the leggings made me a wanton slut.

Almost all of the kids here in Chicago have some kind of uniform - even the public school ones. Usually khaki pants and a school sweatshirt/polo/t-shirt. The only thing we were not allowed to wear at my school were shirts with alcohol or drug references or swear words. Everything else was fair game. Course, I…

I'm so glad I'm an adult. I'm legitimately wearing leggings as pants today at work. To be fair I'm wearing a sweater that is tunic length. So it kind of looks like a sweater dress.

Jeopardy is one of those games I am fantastic at. In the privacy of my own home. I'm a repository of useless knowledge! But getting up there on stage in front of an audience? That is a whole other beast. I'm sure I would freeze up. Same with Wheel of Fortune. I kick ass at that while on the treadmill at the gym…

I have to do this with my cat. She gets a measured 1/4 cup of food in the morning. Same in the evening. And I try to feed her at the same time each day. With the old cat she was a very light eater - you could put a bowl out and not worry about her overeating as she was a dainty 6lbs. She would nibble here and there…

Center around. One can only center on. At least that is what my English composition class taught me way back in the day. It is one of the few rules I legitimately remember.

I only ever use "what happened was" (or "what had happened was" which is even worse) when I am telling some sort of over the top whopper of a story that you don't want to believe is true. "See, what had happened was that I was late because they were filming Batman and Christian Bale was in an SUV waiting for them to…

Girl you mean the Sybaris? I saw an ad on TV for it this afternoon..

What? That IS his happy face. He is ELATED for this happy couple. Elated.

Yeah but as a person originally from NWI, we all try to leave. I mean, it's lovely to go back to my parent's house in Michigan City and visit and hit the beach and dunes, but I wouldn't want to have to commute from there or Hammond or East Chicago. Similarly I also would not want to have to commute from some burbs…

I might secretly be 12, because I am totes a Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers kind of girl. I feel like the ones that are not in a tube or stick shape get automatically discounted in my book for being unwieldy. That eos lip balm does not fit discreetly into my pants pocket.

I might secretly be 12, because I am totes a Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers kind of girl. I feel like the ones that are…

Right? I am not a fan of Robin at all, but honestly how many ways can one arrange musical notes before someone sues for copyright infringement. I think the knee jerk reaction of people going "yay!" over this will be trumped by terrible precedent it sets down the road.

Yes, I know. I was making a joke. But it appears it was a bad one.

But that is different than the child being left to his or her own toddler sized devices on the floor underfoot.

Whenever I'm between games I always go back to AC2 and Brotherhood to play. There is just something so good about those two games. There is the perfect amount of tomb raiding, action and platforming. Also mechanically they are both better than the original AC. I do like Black Flag a lot even though Kenway was…