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This: the Honda CR-Z.

Honda had the recipe right the first time around. Lightweight, practical car with a motor that didn't wow the world but made the car a delight to drive, and it stuck. It even developed a cult following in its own right, not just as a member of the Red H family.

They even had the ingredients to make

If you really want to dump on Neutered Luxury Trucks, go with the worst example to date. Riding cheap upgrade, big margin wave of the Navigator, Ford gave it's F150 the same treatment, calling it the Blackwood.

Chevrolet SSR.

Here's Washington crossing the Delaware in a Wagoneer. Happy Independence Day! hires

High speed and *excessive* power is for pussies.

22" wheels on a Mustang?

The new badge looks like a cheap chinese knockoff.

Having come of age around these turds in the late '70s and early '80s, I am always amazed at how younger generations can view these as cool old cars.

not the 2+2. of course this isn't a 280, but my my it's sexy.

Panamera. Yeah, great performance. Total asshole car.

Vehicles of different classes
have lights at heights that
make one look like asses.

The X6

Jacked up trucks, A.K.A "Bro Trucks".

The Majority of Mustang owners are asshole highschoolers doing burnouts everywhere. But the car has such a great heritage and so reasonably priced for the power and handling it has.

A Camaro will make you look like you have a tribal tattoo and oakleys. Actually I'm pretty sure I found both in my glove box when I bought one. Most people are surprised when they find out I drive one since I'm not an asshole.

Any flashy Bro trucks

No matter how you spec it out, it's going to look flashy. And they will know how much you spent (spend if Chad Johnson) on it.

A chrome plated Fisker.

"Excuse me, coming through, sorry."