Why isn’t he keeping Bella :’(

I assume he was already gonna be there, and he’s popular among fans so it was an easy swap. 

Brian David Marshall? Really? They can’t find one other grinder whose next in line, whose been busting there ass instead?

This can’t be serious? Did EA sponsor this piece?

People (like me) who enjoy the infinite money cheats are the same people who adore character creators and play the start of the game ten thousand times so we can build new characters over and over. We’re doing it to set up the big house with all the best stuff, because it’s a pretty cool house simulator, and then…

You’re kidding about anyone not knowing this was in a game, right?

dont forget excessively revving at every stop light for no reason.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

I had to check to make sure I was still on Jalopnik.

RuPaul is aging gracefully.

I don’t know this is one of my favorites - well the guys reaction is anyway

you're whats wrong with this country

God they really fucked up the styling on the iA. The regular Mazda2 is a great looking little thing.

I guess this should have been a scion

Why the hell did Gawker/Kinja remove picture annotation? This car is just begging for it!!!

It’d also be nice if people stopped getting upset at him for saying stupid things and being generally insulting. That’s his shtick. He insults things while being stupid.

Former Stig speaks!

Simple, Blue Eyes White Dragon obviously.