Mandy
Mandy
Mandy

Guns, missiles, oilslicks, armor, ejection seats, flamethrowers... and nobody blew out a tire...

At first glance, I thought this was going to be about the new Evo, so imagine my suprise when I saw that this was about the new Corolla. Well done Toyota, youve moved away from bland styling. Youve still got to catch up with yourself though, because the coolest Corolla came out a while back.

It doesn't help that you hired a Hipster wannabe to shill your cars as well.

Now playing

So I can have hideous rims, and be distracted while driving...TELL ME MORE!

Ahem...

I don't think that this just looks like the back of an Excursion, I think it is the back end of an Excursion. Take a look:

Hey this is Simohayha, the owner of justgivemethedamnmanual.com. My site is getting pummeled with traffic right now. Funny though, I am actually in the middle of migrating my site from a shared server to a dedicated server. Doh

You can buy her dream car for her.

like this?

That's the Abflug 930 Turbo. It's original form was as a white Porsche 930 Turbo, very near to stock, making about 350HP. It could achieve and maintain speeds above 170MPH, and was one of the first cars in the club. After a major accident, it was repaired extensively, and repainted a bright luminescent pink. From

Now playing

Just a heads up, if anyone has any questions about the Mid Night Club, I can answer them. I wrote 95% of the Wikipedia article on them, and am personal friends with many members, as well as having made this little "collage" video on Youtube. I also happen to do photography for a company funded by the group, and I will

Five main criteria:

Now playing

Buy a Blackvue dr400g-hd II. It helped me catch a car dealer employee call me a fucking idiot and get a refund on a faulty car bra. Probably got the pissant fired too.

Must... make. fun. of. IDIOT.

Sorry, I had to.

Psh, kid was obviously granny shifting, not double clutching like he should.