Guys: buy some shoes, send them to me, and I'll "distress" them for far less. Let's say, $250/pair. Men's 13 only, sorry.

Yeah, what have bees ever done for you, except made it possible for you to eat?

Without an assistant, he doesn't even know that "apart" is one word, not two.

The steak branding irons always piss me off. There's no way that thing would work, without you burying it in the coals and using a bellows on it until it was red-hot. Char on meat simply doesn't happen that fast.

I was wondering about the GoPro thing. Seems a near-certainty that GP isn't officially sanctioning it; is it possible that the camera automatically appends the advertising to the beginning and end of each video (like the annoying "sent from my iPhone" thing)?

"They don't understand that when they share a photo, it's no longer private. They have transferred ownership of property (tangible or digital) that the other person can now use and share as they like. Everybody has recourse over the use of their likeness of course, but that involves actually making a claim. "

Based on your response to fairly mild and reasonable criticism of your ham-fisted "joke" I'm not sure I want to take your advice on reputation management.

This is a link to a blog about roofing?

I didn't feel like it was douchey to monogamous people at all - I read it as "it's fine to be monogamous, and there are perfectly valid reasons for doing so, but don't argue that it's natural or morally righteous."

Don't have any actual critiques, I see?

You can wash jeans?

So basically they cover everything that underwear doesn't, and nothing that it does.

PETA is the worst.

I'm banned on gawker, and this guy isn't banned?

Which is curious, to be sure, though why it would be true is perplexing. It's certainly not that he's using the Earth's magnetic field to home in like a cruise missile, or whatever it was Magnum PI said.

And yet she read it on Jezebel.

This was my thought. At least part of the change that needs to happen is that we need to not further victimize the victims of these assaults. Even if someone takes a picture and shares it. As a culture we need to learn to accept that most young people are going to have nude photos these days, and many of those photos…

At first I was all, that's some pretty weak trolling... But then I saw you had 233 replies and was all, maybe not so weak.

Shit is rigged. They never even asked me for a picture.

The biggest applause of all was right at the end, which I assume means that they wanted her to stop. What a terrible audience. :/