You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

Some of us already are.

Or:

Dictionaries explain what words mean. Slang words have meaning. To leave them out flies in the face of the core purpose of dictionaries.

11 meters is just a hair over 6 fathoms, or 0.055 furlongs.

If you're that rich you can pay people to pretend they do want to see you walk around naked.

The first amendment protects you from having the US government censor your speech, assuming you are a US citizen. It does not prevent your speech from being criticized by others.

Everyone should be happy that they're getting laid.

Sounds like he absolutely DID agree, then, that odor is important.

Not to mention that the up-front purchase price is a small part of the county's economic concerns. Actually making the place usable will cost many, many times more than this, and the county has a strong vested interest in making sure the person who acquires it has the resources and know-how to do so. They'd be better…

Yeah, I barely had $126,291.14

I don't hate this guy; he's sort of endearingly pathetic, but he does sound positively insufferable with the Tokyo and the "art is not a hobby".

Look they're sensitive about the arm thing. Stop bodyshaming the short-armed!

Your laundry outfit blog appears to be about never eating anything delicious ever again.

There are people who haven't? Like, adult people?

Your pseudo-Latinate mishmash doesn't, other than the incorrect tendency the Victorians had, which has sadly survived to this day, to pretend that English follows rules derived from Latin.

You're wrong about less and fewer in this case - while money is indeed countable, plural nouns that represent an amount or a measure are used with less, not fewer. You would say "it is less that 50 miles to the next exit" or "I used less than 2 cups of sugar" and similarly, "this shirt cost less than 20 dollars."

This is all it will ever be for me....

Hey that's a violation of the model rocket safety code.

Poe's Law says otherwise.