Wisconsinite here. Never understood the appeal of spotted cow. I think it's mostly a way for Miller lite drinkers to feel like they're drinking a craft brew. People bring it to parties all the time, but every time i express my apathy most folks agree with me. It's odd.

A re-marrying widow would be held to the same standard as a first-timer.

It clearly states: Storage time shown is for best quality only — after that, the mayonnaise's texture, color or flavor may change, but in most cases, it will still be safe to consume if it has been kept continuously refrigerated.

I'm 39 years old, and I've encountered one bad egg in my life. And there was no question about its badness (it was black and watery inside).

Mayonnaise, if opened, should only stay in your fridge for two to three months after the sell-by date. How old is your mayo? You should probably throw out your mayo. I know I will, tonight.

I buy olive oil in 3L cans and use them within a couple of months. I can't imagine using it so infrequently that you'd keep it, solidified, in the fridge.

Counterpoint: Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Lana Del Ray, Dave Matthews. People hate on white people's music all the time.

So a suicide bomber snuck into the games 2.5 weeks early? What's she going to do while she waits for the games to start?

So if a parent were to allow a 6 year old girl to play outside (or 4, or 2, or a baby) with no shirt on they would be culpable for as many indecent exposure charges as people who happened to see it?

The fact that your daughter would feel violated, which I don't doubt, doesn't make it indecent exposure. Nor does saying that it's not indecent exposure make it appropriate or excuse it in anyway.

You are 100% correct. The gender of the child (and the teacher) is irrelevant; the punishment is inappropriate for all kinds of reasons but not because the exposure was indecent.

Well, to be completely fair my guy is the world's laziest BC.

Same could be said for my border collie, who I wouldn't trade for love nor money. Same could be said about dogs in general, and all purebreeds in particular.

I don't even see a paragraph to have words missing from. Is it the actual words she said? Or the fake subtitles? The "message" link just goes to the video, no help there.

From the video, it's clear that he hit on the slope and then slid onto the ice, which helps explain why he didn't break through.

Ok, cat abandoner is an asshole, no doubt. But was it 5 degrees in that hallway? Because (1) I doubt it and (2) if not the fact that it was 5 degrees outside is immaterial.

I'm baffled at how many people go to these places. Everytime I see an ad for TGIFriday's or Chili's or whatever that suggests that I should take a date there - A DATE - I just realize how unrepresentative I am of the general populace.

I have a beard. You're entitled to your opinion.

So some money went from one rich person to another rich person, and a horse will continue to live its life cared for by trainers and rarely if ever visited by its actual owners?

Far be it from me to tell people how to pursue their happiness - but I have to wonder whether these guys see themselves realistically in the mirror. Do they recognize how creepy the mask is going to look to the average passer-by, or do they have some sort of dismorphia that allows them to believe in the illusion?