Yes, this. I died a little. And I wasn't even that big of an MJ fan.

Well, I'll grant you that - but doesn't that make portrait-oriented still photography also "wrong"?

Except in this very video they use as an example two guys falling down some stairs, a case where all the action is certainly vertical. Nothing was happening on the walls of the stairs. And not two weeks ago there was a video of a factory explosion where the smoke and flames were all rising vertically - shooting…

Ugh. The vertical video haters are the worst, most annoying pedants on the Internet. You're worse than the people who rail on split infinitives - you're wrong, absolutely and completely wrong, and you look dumb.

THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.

Consumables are the best gifts. The last thing I need in my life is more stuff.

There should be items on the registry at $30 or less. Often dishes or silverware will be broken down by pieces, so you can buy a plate or a spoon or something. It feels silly, but it's not really about the thing.

Well, you showed them by writing this prominent takedown of their spread. I'm sure their "women in fiction" piece will garner far less attention than it would have had they been more tasteful.

Ok, I think I get it - if you need a bunch of bulk shipping tubs, or priority mailers, perhaps the post office will deliver them free of charge (with the assumption that you'll cover that cost when you actually mail them - which, obviously, this was not the plan here).

I'm confused by the "made a postal worker carry" part. Does this just mean that they mailed them? I'm not sure why people seem to think that this is an attack on the postal worker himself, rather that on the frat who was receiving it.

But functionally, he's a Republican, and while he may personally be pro-choice, or he may be faking pro-choice because he's running in Massachusetts (which I just discovered I have no idea how to spell), if he were the swing vote he would fall in line.

humans will spend a lot of time on other planets far away from the sun and thus require gigantic eyes to more efficiently see in low light.

The sad thing is that while she wanted something unique, likely lots of people will now get this and she'll have to spend a lot of time explaining that it was her idea first.

You must be young.

I've seen this girl break live - this is a tiny fraction of what she's capable of. She's crazy good.

No one said you had to love it, or even do it. Just don't claim you would love it if you just only had time. Everyone gets the same 24 hours; how you use that is an expression of your values, not how busy you are.

Start with something really, really, simple, like a fried egg. Make it 3X per week. That's all you're trying to do. Experiment with the heat and the oil. Add cold oil to a hot pan. Eat the results - eggs are cheap, and it's hard to render one inedible, even if it's not done as you'd like it. When you're done with…

Because she says cooking isn't that hard, fuck her, she's terrible?

Little-known fact: soaking beans is a completely unnecessary. I cook em all the time in the crockpot, no soaking at all. 4-5 hours, done.

I bake my own bread. You're doing it wrong.