Mandoliniment
Mandoliniment
Mandoliniment

Yeah, because my mom wasn't a full-time professional who also cooked the vast majority of our meals, thus saving money, and teaching us kids both how to cook and the value of a family dinner.

Is she making deliberate choices with the chords ("chords") she's playing? Or is it just totally random strumming? Baffling.

Holy crap that's a lot of foundation.

In January, a man in Istanbul stubbed his toe on a piece of concrete.

Seriously, the ear thing. Go ahead and invest in some high-quality earplugs too - I use Ear Peace which I think run about $20; you can spend into the hundreds too. I'm a musician and there's no way I could perform with foam plugs in, and hearing a concert with the makes it not really worth being there.

Many of these are obvious fakes.

What a coincidence - mine is also your house!

I did crowd sourced funding for my most recent album. Felt really weird, even though it was mostly people pre-paying for CDs. But I couldn't have recorded it otherwise, so... yeah. But - I think you only go to that well once, and certainly not if you're, you know, rich.

$10 says she's from Florida.

The problem is when males demand that women groom themselves a certain way. It is especially heinous when a man writes an article saying that all women should live up to his standards of female grooming. Fuck him.

If porn's ok then how is 'You are not approved' supposed to feel superior to everyone else?

And many men don't shave, and it's perfectly acceptable.

This was not the "cultural standard of beauty" for many centuries

No it's true, and also all women who prefer men who shave their faces are pedophiles.

Yep, the rest of it looked kind of funny. That part, cringy.

You seem to have run afoul of Poe's Law.

No one is entitled to sex because they asked nicelyand/or on the interet, but thanks to this kid, they might be entitled to a night with a smoking hot babe.

Asking someone out is not a boundary violation. It's just not.

As desperate as men can be I'm amazed that this many would be willing to meet up in a private place without checking things out well beforehand. I guess most people don't read Dan Savage.