Tomato, to-mah-to.

I’m pretty sure he’ll take your ratty old t-shirts and sell them to papermills, like Goodwill does.

I guess it will make it easier for Putin to fund his campaign

I’m sure he’d happily take your Grandma’s change jar and your kid’s piggy bank too. 

Apparently Tesla’s FSD was designed the engineers of Sex Panther

It’s Tesla’s newly renamed, “100% complete autonomy driving mode (with direct and constant human management and guidance).”

I cannot believe this junk isn’t forcefully disabled at this point. I mean they recall lettuce for a very small percentage of people getting e coli.

I guess don’t use camera based systems in fog. They should have stuck with radar sensors. 

I’m pretty sure her physician has committed a HIPPA violation by revealing this information to the public.

please don’t insult my ancestors by comparing them to this ghoul

Why did you use a picture of MTG for the top image?

Find it halarious that NASA wants high speed rail on the moon but any mention of high speed rail in the US is laughed at

This has got to sting a little for the English.

If they killed him to shut the story down...how's that working for them?

As always, it’s the dumbest motherfuckers in the room that are convinced they’re the smartest. Facts be damned, science be damned, reality be damned.

Just the thing for Angry Hour at your local watering hole.

Ad campaign: “this mead is killer!” 

Seriously, AIRBUS had a better motive than Boeing.

It infuriates me that this poor man’s death will be used to push bullshit conspiracies. I was just reading about Vince Foster and the Clintons’ supposed body count conspiracy. None of the actual facts matter, none of these people actually read original source material like coroner’s reports or anything, they just hear…