I love spicy food. I always enjoyed it. When I met my wife(who is Pakistani) it took years for the family to realize they did not have to tone down the spice for the white boy.

This x100. I love me some spicy goodness but there’s a limit. Doing shit like this for “fun” just seems stupid IMO.

It feels really weird to say, but the re-insurance agency may be what saves the world from climate deniers. They weird a huge amount of economic power behind the scenes and eventually they can make it easier for the intellectually lazy to do what needs to be done instead of doing nothing.

To be fair, you can’t afford to live on self respect.

I can fix her

Influencers want everything except self respect.

Yeah, but he’s a civil engineering BA that believes the twin towers were planned detonations, which makes it doubly stupid.

The problem is that it’s not just a risk for the person who consumes it now. If enough humans get bird flu and it starts to mutate in a way that makes it transmissible between humans, we’re screwed.

Must be so challenging to grab those little almond teats and milk them...

“I will not expose myself to the sun.  No one can give me solar radiation without my consent.  Vitamin D is a government plot to control us.  Say NO to solar mandates!!!” says them people who all’s breathe NASCAR exhaust but think chemtrails are poisoning them.

You’re too stupid to have an opinion, abort yourself.

Except does nothing against viruses and can be harmful if not taken properly and for its intended purposes.

The rest of what you said tells me everything I need to know about you.
Now, go guzzle some bleach. Your dear leader told you it is safe! 

Just shake your head and hope these people don’t breed.  The rest of humanity will thank them.

Don’t forget to smash that like button! 

Keel-er whales

Man, if nature keeps up, it’s not long before the animal kingdom just flat out assassinates billionaires.

Bracing myself for those awkward conversations after watching a scene where a war veteran who has been fighting for generations slaps around a squad of fresh faced recruits, who aren’t really trying to kill her, in the street.

Coworker: “Hey Von, did you see where da girl elf beat up a bunch of soldiers! What a Mary…

Designed by someone named “Jim Cameron,” if that’s his real name. I wonder what happened to that guy.

A true Hollywood powerhouse who nobody outside of us genre movie fans are probably even aware of. I’ll be surprised if I see any mention of his passing on the BBC.