I dunno, Boeing. Why so serious? Maybe stop so shitty at quality control to increase your profit margins and people will stop making bad jokes about it.

Oh what a tangled web we weave/When studios fight over how much profit to receive

Flash Flood Gordon

I had more experience with crazy turbulence with trans Pacific flights than saying flying across North America... but that was 30 years ago. In my last few flights (within the last five years) flying to the West Coast I’m seeing turbulence more and more where as before (in the previous 20 years) there was rarely any…

Should the Wolvie Pie also include Wolverine meat?

My initial thought Peter was actually played by Ty Burrell (Phil Dunphy from Modern Family).

Bitterly clings to 30 year old SSI games...

Forget the fines and jail. The Boeing execs should be forced to fly on their own planes.

CSI: Transylvania?

It’s not a surprise as DC was dominant over Marvel in the cinema during the 80s/90s till History’s greatest villain aka the late Joel Schumacher made Batman all about Batnips and awkward product placement.

“Still safer than Starliner”

Calhoun: Ok, so they found us guilty. What’s the worst thing that could happen??

So basically we’re looking for is what happened to the USS Enterprise D on a near weekly basis.

Should have called their AI, Litigant

DJT: “I’ll start my own crypto coin... but with black jack and hookers!”

Because they can’t or their internal worlds crumble like Berlin 1945.

“Wells Fargo holds employees to the highest standards and does not tolerate unethical behavior,”

Only Ron DeathScentence thought he was a serious contender. Now’s he’s just Pudding Fingers.

Gawd, politics, ideology and personal animus are all things that get washed away when it comes to making money.

“Hey baby, wanna see my rocket blast off?”