ManchuCandidate
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ManchuCandidate

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Shouldn't the organization behind this be known as Tools Of Humanity?

I lost the world’s smallest violin yesterday so I can’t play a pitiful dirge for the studios.

It appears that Ron’s still going to have “Don’t Fuck With the Mouse” tattooed on his forehead.

That haircut is known as “The Shemp.”

For a brief moment a BOI ATM looked like a pot of gold, but in the end it was just fool’s gold and went back to being the usual bucket of shit.

I was kinda looking forward to watching Emo’s eyes bulge out as Zuck (who I loathe as much as Emo) chokes him out.

X no longer marked the spot where a moron lost $44 billion of other people’s money.

Worst UFC undercard ever.

This is probably the least criminal thing a Trump has done.

https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2019/9/4/20847372/lebron-james-taco-tuesday-trademark

A true blue angel?

The best laid plans of Superheroes and Men.

“I didn’t think you popped!” -Conan

Sorry Meta,  but there is already a Twitter killer app, it’s name is Elon Musk.

The Red States are going to become the Blue Ball States

Tweetdeck? More like Tweetdick.

The only “friend” I knew who got his news from FB turned him into a QANon spouting conspiracy anti-vaxx Trucker Convoy supporting dumbass who I ended up unfriending off FB because I was sick of seeing crazy shit show up in my feeds.

“Send Me Location” is the new “Meet Me In Temecula.”

All the small things, kid.