The irony of this all is that if the tourists viewed the Titanic’s wreck via deep diving bots like sane folks rather than board Captain Psycho’s vision of a carbon fiber coffin with no exit then they would still be alive.

I prefer the WOPR option. Not play at all.

Remake starring the World’s 1% and Russian Oligarchs.

To Bard, or not to Bard, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of potential cybersecurity fails,
Or to take defensive arms against a wall of mockery,
And by opposing end them: to die, to weep as MS eats our lunch.

Discarded names:

Bell Northern Research guys.

It’s sad to say that bankruptcy isn’t new for Instapot. The original Instapot was born out of a huge bankrutpcy (Nortel) as the designers were all ex-Nortel employees.

Ohana means “Get Your Lazy Work At Home Ass To The Office”

I wonder if Zuck will appreciate being tagged in this video.

Welcome to the HMS Twitter, Captain Yaccario!

STOP PROMOTING HATEFUL AND NAZI CONTENT ON YOUR SITE, TWITTER.

Betchya it’s not trending on Facebook. It’s not as embarrassing as getting choked out and then shitting your pants like a Russian Citizen who runs like a gimp allegedly did.

“LOL!”

“I wish I had thought of that!”

How much for Dogecoin in the Pump ‘n Dump Window?

I wonder if these idiots do their best to only eat right wings at a wing joint.

With a name like Smocks, we know life has been unusually cruel and to point to this dumb motherfucker.

Wait till Ken discovers he’s got no genitals.

Elon’s Brain!