Zuck eyed the bonfire of Twitter and decided he wanted some of that.

So this lady’s musical scale is just Doh, Ray, Me, So, La, Ti, Doh?

Ron will be Elon’s Howdie Doodie.

Sounds like my aunt, who thinks of herself as white despite being a Korean immigrant.

HOW DARE YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITS BOO THE GUY WHO GOT PAID $250 MILLION DOLLARS* LAST YEAR!!??!

Does this mean the B5 reboot is no longer in production?

It once was Mississippi, Goddamn.

The Bird of Twitter must be refreshed with the tears of Free Speechers and Twitter Tyrants.

She’s now the Lando Calrissian of the NFL.

It will be a long and painful fight, but I hope to hell they win and bankrupt them. Even the millions they win will be a pittance for the loss of their child.

Aaron’s just another fucking narcissist except he’s talented at footbawl (and I doubt much else.)

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, “Do you want to be my black friend?” she tried to pretend
She said, “No I don’t, I don’t want you for a friend.”
Come on, she’s not even goin’ for it
This is what I’m goin’ whine

It should be melted down and recast into something ridiculous as the Nathan Bedford Forrest statue.

It’s a series of bad lyrics for songs.

1 Why does Megs hate her kid so much that she named her Liberty?

Except a good chunk of the US nuclear arsenal is in the Dakotas.

I used to call it “Lil Stomach Seizures”. To be fair that is technically incorrect as it caused big ones in my gut after eating it.

Jared “daddy bought his degrees” Kushner among the worst recent offenders.

Dummy got fined 2k and Clod was fined only 750? Is there some kind of assault rifle or ‘recklessly pointing the gun at the wife’ penalty reduction in Missouri?