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“So it’s gonna be the president of the United States in a conversation that was intercepted by a rotten snitch,” Rivera continued. “I’d love to wap him, but that’s another story.”

And it has a McDs and a Trump resort!

Watchin’ CNN fake
Smokin’ doobs so I’m baked
All of those MAGA shrieking to a boil
Commentn’ on the internets sitting on my couch
Smell those hot takes they’re beginnin’ to roil

Amazon will handle this like he handled the Amazon fiasco.

On the other McDs figured out that testing in smaller more varied markets like Canada may prevent another McRib fiasco where they tested it in the midwest and assumed McRib would play everywhere else which it didn’t.

Because Havhad is a diploma mill for well connected mediocre ticket punching dickbags and intelligent social climbers grasping to remain in/join the 1%.

“Do you want your Javelin Missiles? Yes? Well I’m withholding them.”

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Sounds like Lionel Hutz is not a lawyer parody but a lawyer aspiration.

Does this mean Roodi is Jar Jar Binks?

What I hope it becomes.

No wonder the Martians from the show The Expanse are so fucking grouchy.

But at least tonight humanity can sleep easy, knowing that we’ll still be eating mac and cheese during the end of days.

Jacob probably will be for fraud.

Did mommy give her widdle Masculine Man’s Man Jacob the $50k?

Too alarming now to ignore about.
Put your messages down and wave about
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

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Let’s hope it ends like this for Donnie Tiny Fingers and his moron family and the GOPers. I would pay to see that.

Corey’s version of the Chewbacca defense only works once. Even the Dems won’t be that stupid to let that happen again.

Corey is what a colostomy bag collects.

The irony is that Old Man Doltin Joe has been losing ground steadily to Liz Warren and may be irrelevant.

There are ones of us!